DUMBO: The hole-in-the-wall gang is back in DUMBO! Plus all the crime news from Brooklyn Heights, Boerum Hill, Downtown and DUMBO’s 84th Precinct. Comment.

Park Slope: A woman believes she has found her true love — until he steals her purse. Plus all the other crime news from Park Slope’s 78th Precinct Comment.

Carroll Gardens: Three men break into a hamburger joint. Plus all the crime news from Carroll Gardens, Cobble Hill and Red Hook’s 76th Precinct. Comment.

Williamsburg: A man with a pocketful of cash is mugged near a legendary Williamsburg steakhouse. Plus all the crime news from Williamsburg’s 90th Precinct. Comments (1).

Greenpoint: A cabbie is beaten, tossed from his car and robbed. Man, that’s a bad night. Plus all the crime news from Grenpoint and Williamsburg’s 94th Precinct. Comment.

Fort Greene: A family is robbed right after they move into their new pad. Plus all the other crime news from Fort Greene and Clinton Hill’s 88th Precinct. Comment.

Bensonhurst: A subway rider is mugged. Plus all the other crime news from Bensonhurst’s 62nd Precinct. Comment.

Bay Ridge: A man is mugged and loses his teeth — plus all the other crime news from Bay Ridge’s 68th Precinct. Comment.

Park Slope: A man hits another man with a chain. Plus all the crime from Park Slope’s 78th Precinct. Comment.

Brooklyn Heights: Since when is $40 in change not a good haul for a mugger? Plus all the crime news from Brooklyn Heights, Boerum Hill, Downtown and DUMBO’s 84th Precinct. Comment.

Carroll Gardens: A man tries to break in — then apologizes! Plus all the crime news from Carroll Gardens, Cobble Hill and Red Hook’s 76th Precinct. Comment.

Williamsburg: Cops nabbed a teenager for attacking a 26-year-old man. Plus all the crime news from Williamsburg’s 90th Precinct. Comment.

Greenpoint: Did the dog walker steal the vinyl? Plus all the crime news from Grenpoint and Williamsburg’s 94th Precinct. Comments (1).

Fort Greene: A woman is robbed while partying at a local film studio. Plus all the other crime news from Fort Greene and Clinton Hill’s 88th Precinct. Comment.

Bensonhurst: A man upset about double-parking gets beaten up. Plus all the other crime news from Bensonhurst’s 62nd Precinct. Comment.

Prospect Heights: A stabbing on Underhill Avenue. Plus all the other crime news from Prospect Heights’ 77th Precinct. Comment.

Park Slope: A thief tries the wrong approach to wooing a woman — so then robs her instead. Plus all the other crime news from Park Slope’s 78th Precinct. Comment.

Brooklyn Heights: A man calmly mugged a teen as he sat outside a building on Jay Street on Sept. 8. Plus all the crime news from Brooklyn Heights, Boerum Hill, Downtown and DUMBO’s 84th Precinct. Comment.

Bensonhurst: Seriously: The guy got robbed while he was at the church getting married! Plus all the other crime news from Bensonhurst’s 62nd Precinct. Comment.

Carroll Gardens: Burglars allegedly filched a trove of jewelry from a family owned business on Ferris Street overnight on Sept. 7. Plus all the crime news from Carroll Gardens, Cobble Hill and Red Hook’s 76th Precinct. Comment.

Williamsburg: Two pedal-pushing perps armed with a pistol mugged a 39-year-old woman while they walked across the Williamsburg Bridge on Sept. 10. Plus all the crime news from Williamsburg’s 90th Precinct. Comment.

Greenpoint: Crooks attempted to mug at least two victims in McCarren Park on Sept. 7. Plus all the crime news from Grenpoint and Williamsburg’s 94th Precinct. Comment.

Fort Greene: Police arrested one of two high school miscreants who threatened and mugged a classmate in the hallway of Brooklyn Tech on Sept. 8. Plus all the other crime news from Fort Greene and Clinton Hill’s 88th Precinct. Comment.

Bay Ridge: A feisty victim thwarted a robbery attempt in front of his 83rd Street home — plus all the other crime news from Bay Ridge’s 68th Precinct. Comment.

Park Slope: Cops are tracking a new breed of criminal — the sucker seer. Comments (1).

Carroll Gardens: A baker warded off a gun-toting mugger ran in the wee hours of Sept. 7 on Court Street. Plus all the crime news from Carroll Gardens, Cobble Hill and Red Hook’s 76th Precinct. Comment.

Williamsburg: Did they really use a water gun to make this robbery? Yes — plus all the crime news from Williamsburg’s 90th Precinct. Comment.

Greenpoint: It’s a bad idea to wake up thugs, one woman discovered. Plus all the crime news from Grenpoint’s 94th Precinct. Comments (2).

Brooklyn Heights: Cops have narrowed their search for two perps who smash car windows in DUMBO. Plus all the other crime news from DUMBO, Brooklyn Heights, Downtown and Boerum Hill’s 84th Precinct. Comment.

Fort Greene: Two women fall for every apartment-seekers worst nightmare — falling prey to a phony broker. Plus all the other crime news from Fort Greene and Clinton Hill’s 88th Precinct. Comment.

Bay Ridge: A stabbing at a club — plus all the other crime news from Fort Greene and Clinton Hill’s 88th Precinct. Comments (1).

Fort Greene: The troubles continued for DeKalb Avenue merchants who have been plagued by burglaries for months. Plus all the other crime news from Fort Greene and Clinton Hill’s 88th Precinct. Comment.

Cobble Hill: A prowler pilfered a Clinton Street home and didn’t leave his calling card, but rather his e-mail address, on Aug. 19. Plus all the other crime news from Cobble Hill, Carroll Gardens and Red Hook’s 76th Precinct. Comment.

Prospect Heights: Crooks were stealing bikes all over last week — plus the other crime news from Prospect Heights’s 77th Precinct. Comments (3).

Bay Ridge: Cops arrested a man for attempting to swindle another man out of $39,000 on Aug. 26. Plus all the other crime news from Bay Ridge’s 68th Precinct. Comment.

Brooklyn Heights: Despite an arrest of a career car window-smasher (alleged!), more cars were stolen in the DUMBO and Downtown area in the last week. Plus all the other crime news from Downtown, DUMBO, Brooklyn Heights and Boerum Hill’s 84th Precinct. Comments (1).

Williamsburg: Thieves ran wild on the J, M, and Z lines last week, robbing at least three straphangers and attempting to mug at least two others. Plus all the other crime news from Williamsburg and Bushwick’s 90th Precinct. Comments (1).

Greenpoint: Burglars stole medical equipment from a Graham Avenue apartment. Plus all the crime news from Greenpoint and Williamsburg’s 94th Precinct. Comment.

Bensonhurst: A teen slashed his attackers in self defense (he says). Plus all the other crime news from Bensonhurst’s 62nd Precinct. Comment.

Park Slope: Thieves stole a case of liquor on Aug. 22 from a Fifth Avenue restaurant. Comments (1).

Bay Ridge: Thugs attacked and robbed a teenager as he walked down 72nd Street at 2:30 am on Aug. 22. Comment.

Fort Greene: Another shooting at the troubled corner of Grand and Putnam avenues — plus all the crime news from Fort Greene and Clinton Hill’s 88th Precinct. Comment.

Greenpoint: A bald-headed bad guy mugged a 29-year-old woman as she walked home from her boyfriend’s apartment on Aug. 22. Comments (1).

Bensonhurst: A 67th Street senior citizen was beaten and robbed by two men who broke into his apartment on Aug. 22. Comment.

Bensonhurst: It was a bad time to be a day laborer in Bensonhurst — besides the long hours, tough work and low pay, they were targeted as robbery victims on Aug. 18. Here’s a roundup. Comment.

Williamsburg: A mugging on Harrison Avenue — plus all the crime news from Williamsburg’s 90th Precinct. Comment.

Fort Greene: Four scoundrels beat up a man on Vanderbilt Avenue for his iPhone on Aug. 13. Plus all the crime news from Fort Greene and Clinton Hill’s 88th Precinct. Comment.

Greenpoint: Two thugs ran into the wrong perp on Aug. 12. Plus all the other crime news from Greenpoint and Williamsburg’s 94th Precinct. Comment.

Bensonhurst: A bike-riding perp nabbed a kid’s bookbag, setting off a chase and then a beating on Aug. 18. Plus all the crime news from Bensonhurst’s 62nd Precinct. Comment.

Bay Ridge: A 56-year-old man is mugged — plus all the other crime news from Bay Ridge’s 68th Precinct. Comments (1).

Prospect Heights: Two thugs — one toting a nifty little sidearm — jumped a man as he was walking down Prospect Place on Aug. 16. Plus all the crime news from Prospect Heights’ 77th Precinct. Comment.

Bay Ridge: Lots of house break-ins and two more delivery men get robbed in Bay Ridge — plus the rest of the crime news from the 68th Precinct. Comment.

Fort Greene: One lady attacked three others with her shoe after a verbal dispute got even uglier on Carlton Avenue on Aug. 10. Plus all the other crime news from Fort Greene and Clinton Hill’s 88th Precinct. Comment.

Williamsburg: The big story this week in Billyburg? Thieves are hungrier than ever for Apple products. Plus all the other crime news from Williamsburg and Bushwick’s 90th Precinct. Comment.

Greenpoint: A fight over a woman at a popular Polish-American club ended, what else is new?, in bloodshed on Aug. 9. Plus all the other crime news from Greenpoint and Williamsburg’s 94th Precinct. Comment.

Prospect Heights: An ongoing dispute between two Lincoln Place men led one of the angry neighbors to pull out a gun and shoot up his rival’s Honda on Aug. 9. Plus all the other crime news from Prospect Heights’ 77th Precinct. Comment.

Carroll Gardens: A man was mugged on West Ninth Street — plus all the other crime news from Carroll Gardens, Cobble Hill and Red Hook’s 76th Precinct. Comment.

Park Slope: If it’s Wednesday, it must be “Police Blotter” day in at BrooklynPaper.com. Find your neighborhood below, or click above for all the crime news from Park Slope’s 78th Precinct, where there were lots of really vicious gang attacks. This was a very busy week for Slope gumshoes. Comment.

Brooklyn Heights: Criminals were working overtime in the 84th Precinct last week. Here’s how the week went down on the bad side of the law in Brooklyn Heights, DUMBO, Downtown and Boerum Hill. Comments (1).

Fort Greene: Cake Man Raven’s joint gets burglarized — plus all the other crime news from Fort Greene and Clinton Hill’s 88th Precinct. Comment.

Prospect Heights: A gunman threatens a clerk at an Underhill Avenue deli (again!) — plus all the other crime news from Prospect Heights’ 77th Precinct. Comments (1).

Williamsburg: Now here’s a crime we’ve all contemplated committing: A man and a woman pummeled a man who was talking too loudly on his phone — plus all the other crime news from Williamsburg and Bushwick’s 90th Precinct. Comments (1).

Bensonhurst: There was a rash of armed robberies in the neighborhood this week — plus all the other crime news from Bensonhurst’s 62nd Precinct. Comment.

Carroll Gardens: A light week for crime in the 76th Precinct. Comment.

Bay Ridge: A delivery man was robbed at knifepoint — plus all the other crime news from Bay Ridge’s 68th Precinct. Comment.

Williamsburg: High wheel turnstiles lead to two muggings in Williamsburg. Comment.

Brooklyn Heights: Two thugs beat up a young couple walking in DUMBO on July 20 — plus all the other crime news from Brooklyn Heights, Downtown, DUMBO and Boerum Hill’s 84th Precinct. Comment.

Fort Greene: An armed man shot a 20-year-old man hanging out on a friend’s stoop on July 24 — plus all the other crime news from Fort Greene and Clinton Hill’s 88th Precinct. Comment.

Bay Ridge: Two men beat and robbed a 33-year-old man as he exited a Fourth Avenue subway station — plus all the other crime news from Bay Ridge’s 68th Precinct. Comment.

Bensonhurst: Thieves stole $20,000 from a man on 78th Street — plus all the other crime news from Bensonohurst’s 62nd Precinct. Comment.

Williamsburg: A gun-toting thug tried to mug a 28-year-old man as he walked across the Williamsburg Bridge on July 24 — plus all the other crime news from Williamsburg and Bushwick’s 90th Precinct. Comment.

Carroll Gardens: A clerk in a Clinton Street deli showed just enough gumption to foil a stick-up man on July 27 — plus all the other crime news from Carroll Gardens, Red Hook and Cobble Hill’s 76th Precinct. Comment.

Greenpoint: Four teenage hoodlums pushed a young woman down on July 21, stealing her iPod and fancy purse — plus all the other crime news from Williamsburg and Greenpoint’s 94th Precinct. Comments (1).

Prospect Heights: A counterman at an Underhill Avenue bodega got the fright of his life when an enraged man showed off a black handgun and screamed, “I’m going to kill you!” on July 24 — then slashed him with a knife. Plus all the other crime news from Prospect Heights’ 77th Precinct Comment.

Cobble Hill: A vicious bat attack in Boerum Hill — plus all the other crime news from Downtown, DUMBO and Brooklyn Heights’ 84th Precinct. Comment.

Williamsburg: A masked gunman shot a 28-year-old man as he walked with his friend on South Second Street. Plus all the crime news from Williamsburg and Bushwick’s 90th Precinct. Comment.

Bay Ridge: A old woman is mugged on the street — plus all the other crime news from Bay Ridge and Dyker Heights’ 68th Precinct. Comment.

Carroll Gardens: A bizarre incident involving two scuffling teens and a third man with a gun — plus all the other crime news from Red Hook, Carroll Gardens and Cobble Hill’s 76th Precinct. Comment.

Bensonhurst: A crook changes his mind when his would-be victim refuses to comply — plus all the other crime news from Bensonhurst’s 62nd Precinct. Comment.

Prospect Heights: A woman and boyfriend argue, and she loses her cellphone — plus all the crime news from Prospect Heights’ 77th Precinct. Comment.

Fort Greene: Two women take advantage of a woman who was only looking for the police station — plus all the other crime news from Fort Greene and Clinton Hill’s 88th Precinct. Comment.

Greenpoint: A crook grabbed a woman from behind — plus all the other crime news from Greenpoint and WIlliamsburg’s 94th Precinct. Comment.

Bay Ridge: Cops apprehended a sixth suspected drug dealer who had been on the lam since a June 20 raid on two alleged crack houses on 93rd Street. Comment.

Williamsburg: A quarrel that started at Williamsburg’s famed “Festa del Giglio” left a 22-year-old man dead on July 12. Comments (4).

Greenpoint: A vicious mugging on Leonard Street — plus all the other crime news from Williamsburg and Greenpoint’s 94th Precinct. Comment.

Cobble Hill: A police car is covered with anti-“pig” graffiti — plus all the other crime news from Cobble Hill, Carroll Gardens and Red Hook’s 76th Precinct. Comment.

Fort Greene: A real-deal cat burglar broke into and pilfered a Vanderbilt Avenue restaurant on July 7. Comment.

Park Slope: There were an unsually high number of break-ins last week — plus other crime news from Park Slope’s 78th Precinct. Comment.

Williamsburg: A vicious machete attack — plus all the other crime news from Williamsburg and Bushwick’s 90th Precinct. Comment.

Prospect Heights: A hoodlum on a bike stole a woman’s purse — plus all the other crime news from Prospect Heights’ 77th Precinct. Comment.

Bay Ridge: A big time cellphone heist — plus all the other crime news from Bay Ridge’s 68th Precinct. Comment.

Bensonhurst: A man standing on a corner is stabbed — plus all the other crime news from Bensonhurst’s 62nd Precinct. Comment.

Crime: There were at least four major thefts of copper piping in three neighborhoods last week, the latest in an ongoing spike in thefts of the increasingly valuable golden brown metal. Here are the sordid details. Comment.

Prospect Heights: A woman was arrested on July 5 after fighting with another driver with whom she collided. Comment.

Cobble Hill: A man walked into a mugging on Centre Street after a Sharpie deceived him on July 1. Comment.

Brooklyn Heights: Cops arrested a 31-year-old thug in Brooklyn Heights after he tried to steal an off-duty correction officer’s gun, cops said. Comment.

Park Slope: A thief grabbed a woman by the throat and swiped her handbag in an early morning mugging on Carroll Street on July 6. Comments (1).

Fort Greene: A Catholic high school on Clermont Avenue reported that someone stole $7,000 from its vault between June 25 and 26. Comment.

Williamsburg: A blade-wielding villain mugged a 21-year-old woman as she waited for an M train at the Hewes Street station on July 6. Comment.

Greenpoint: A bike-riding thug shoved a 55-year-old man to the ground and stole his wallet on June 30. Comment.

Bay Ridge: A man robbed an unsuspecting woman at gunpoint inside her 10th Avenue home on July 6. Comment.

Carroll Gardens: Two men were beat up in separate incidents blocks — and hours — apart on Hoyt Street on June 27. Plus all the crime news from Cobble Hill, Carroll Gardens and Red Hook’s 76th Precinct. Comment.

Prospect Heights: The foodie fiend entered a popular Washington Avenue supermarket at around 5 pm and headed straight for the packaged cold cuts, a manager said. Plus all the crime news from Prospect Heights’ 77th Precinct Comment.

Downtown: Talk about getting kicked while you’re down: A punk stole a Boerum Hill man’s cellphone on June 21 as the victim lay unconscious in the street after a cyclist hit him. Plus all the crime news from Brooklyn Heights, DUMBO, Downtown and Boerum Hill’s 84th Precinct. Comment.

Bay Ridge: Someone broke into a 10th Avenue home on June 22 and got away with a grand. Plus all the crime news from Bay Ridge’s 68th Precinct. Comment.

Fort Greene: The unusual string of thefts of historic wrought iron gates has spread to Fort Greene and Clinton Hill after catching homeowners off guard in Crown Heights last week. Plus all the crime news from Fort Greene and Clinton Hill’s 88th Precinct. Comments (1).

Williamsburg: Cops arrested four thugs suspected of shoving a cyclist to the ground and stealing his bike as he crossed the Williamsburg Bridge on June 27. Plus all the crime news from Williamsburg and Bushwick’s 90th Precinct. Comment.

Greenpoint: A group of foul-mouthed thugs mugged two teens on June 23, but cops nabbed some of the suspected offenders. Plus all the other crime news from Greenpoint and Williamsburg’s 94th Precinct. Comment.

Bay Ridge: An elderly couple had their Cropsey Avenue apartment robbed of cash and jewelry while they were away on Dec. 28. Plus all the other crime news from Bensonhurst’s 62nd Precinct. Comment.

Fort Greene: Three thugs punched and knocked down a 28-year-old Grand Street resident, and then, as the coup de grace, kicked him while he was down on Dec. 30. Plus all the other crime news from Fort Greene and Clinton Hill’s 88th Precinct Comment.

Bay Ridge: A 39-year-old man was fatally stabbed by his 29-year-old roommate on Dec. 26 in their Fifth Avenue apartment building, cops said. Plus all the other crime news from Bay Ridge and Dyker Heights’ 68th Precinct. Comments (1).

Carroll Gardens: A repeated robber of 24-hour delis on Court Street got caught because he struck too frequently — plus all the other crime news from Red Hook, Carroll Gardens, Boerum Hill and Cobble Hill’s 76th Precinct Comment.

Downtown: Police are looking for three men who stole more than $1,600 worth of lotion, cough medicine and eye drops from a drug store on Court Street on Dec. 29. Plus all the other crime news from Brooklyn Heights, DUMBO and Downtown’s 84th Precinct. Comment.

Carroll Gardens: A gun-toting robber tried to stick up an eatery on Dwight Street, but left empty-handed. Plus all the other news from Red Hook, Carroll Gardens and Cobble Hill’s 76th Precinct. Comment.

Bay Ridge: A trespassing thief shot a man inside his 70th Street apartment while the victim was watching television on Jan. 5. Plus all the other crime news from Bensonhurst’s 62nd Precinct. Comments (1).

Park Slope: Park Slope’s top cop dismissed rumors that the neighborhood has been plagued by a recent spate of muggings targeting women walking by themselves. Comment.

Williamsburg: A jeweler was kidnapped at gunpoint in the Hasidic section of Williamsburg on Dec. 31 and forced to drive to his warehouse at the Brooklyn Navy Yard, where his captors stole more than $1 million worth of gold and jewels. Comment.

Williamsburg: All the crime news from Williamsburg’s 90th Precinct. Comment.

Downtown: A woman was slashed with a razor after an argument at the criminal courthouse on Jay Street on Jan. 3. Plus all the crime news from Brooklyn Heights, DUMBO and Downtown’s 84th Precinct. Comment.

Fort Greene: It was a bad week for 12-year-old boys in Fort Greene and Clinton Hill. In two separate incidents on Jan. 3, two 12-year-old boys were robbed at gunpoint. Plus all the other crime news from Clinton Hill and Fort Greene’s 88th Precinct. Comment.

Bay Ridge: A Fort Hamilton HS student assaulted a school security officer on Jan. 4. Plus all the other crime news from Bay Ridge’s 68th Precinct. Comment.

Park Slope: Ninth Street was locked down late on Jan. 6 and early into the next morning after an emotionally disturbed — and possibly drugged out — man fired a shotgun inside his house. Comment.

Park Slope: A thief made off with $2,700 in valuables from a Prospect Place apartment on Jan. 2. Plus all the other crime news from our newest precinct, the 77th in Prospect Heights. Comments (1).

Park Slope: New Year’s Eve is a popular time for partiers to practice their hedonistic art, but it also proved to be a good time for criminals to get to work in Park Slope. At least five crimes — including an assault, two break-ins, a purse-snatching, and a car theft — all occurred in the hours just before or just after the ball dropped in Times Square. Plus other crime news from Park Slope’s 78th Precinct. Comment.

Park Slope: A heroic city employee protected 50 people, most of them tykes, in a Prospect Heights playground after two shots were fired in their direction on Jan. 9. He told the harrowing story exclusively to The Brooklyn Paper. Comment.

Carroll Gardens: Two gun-toting bandits raked in $9,600 from a heist in a Seabring Street warehouse on Jan. 5. Comment.

Bay Ridge: A 64-year-old Bay Ridge man is the latest victim of a widespread Canadian-based sweepstakes scam. Plus all the other crime news from Bay Ridge and Dyker Heights’ 68th Precinct. Comment.

Williamsburg: It was a bad week for old folks in Williamsburg. Plus all the crime news from the 90th Precinct. Comment.

Williamsburg: A woman was partying too hard at a Bedford Avenue nightclub on Jan. 10 — and someone swiped her handbag, cops said. Plus all the crime news from Greenpoint’s 94th Precinct. Comment.

Bay Ridge: Yet another Chinese food deliveryman was robbed, this time at knifepoint in a Bay 17th Street building on Jan. 9. Plus all the other crime news from Bensonhurst’s 62nd Precinct. Comment.

Crime: A perp posing as a UPS deliveryman gained entrance to a man’s Washington Avenue apartment on Jan. 7 and attempted to force the man to empty his bank account, but the resourceful victim managed to escape after losing only $4. Plus all the other crime news from Fort Greene and Clinton Hill’s 88th Precinct. Comment.

Park Slope: A housecleaner has been blamed for stealing jewelry from a Sterling Place apartment on Dec. 18. Plus all the other crime news from Park Slope’s 78th Precinct. Comment.

Downtown: A car and a motorcycle were stolen within hours of each other on Jan. 9. Plus all the other crime news from Brooklyn Heights, Downtown and DUMBO’s 84th Precinct. Comment.

Park Slope: A thief made off with a woman’s wallet while she was dining at a Flatbush Avenue sushi restaurant on Jan. 13. Plus all the crime news from Prospect Heights’s 77th Precinct. Comment.

Park Slope: One teen who robbed a woman on Fifth Street near Prospect Park was chased down and collared on Jan. 6, but his accomplice got away. Comment.

Bay Ridge: Police in Bay Ridge have arrested a woman and charged her with fatally stabbing a man in the Best Western Gregory Hotel last month. Comment.

Williamsburg: Police arrested two young men on Jan. 20 as the perps tried to steal copper pipes from a construction site. Comment.

Carroll Gardens: A burglar broke a window to invade a woman’s Union Street home and steal her purse on Jan. 16. Plus all the other crime news from Carroll Gardens, Cobble Hill and Red Hook’s 76th Precinct. Comments (1).

Williamsburg: An armed thug claiming that he had just stabbed someone, robbed two Williamsburg women after forcing his way into their South Fourth Street apartment on Jan. 19. Comment.

Williamsburg: Galapagos, the Williamsburg arts haven that is rehabbing an old stables for a move to DUMBO, was robbed of almost $300,000 worth of security devices that were supposed to keep its future home protected, cops said. Comments (5).

Williamsburg: A 13-year-old girl was mugged as she walked through McCarren Park on Jan. 17. Plus all the other crime from Greenpoint and Williamsburg’s 94th Precinct. Comment.

Fort Greene: A fight broke out in a elementary school auditorium on Jan. 18 — which would be normal enough except that both of the participants were parents. Plus all the other crime news from Fort Greene and Clinton Hill’s 88th Precinct. Comment.

Park Slope: Three teenagers mugged a 34-year-old woman shortly at around 5 pm on Jan. 21. Plus all the other crime news from Prospect Heights’s 77th Precinct. Comment.

Downtown: A bicyclist was robbed and pummeled by a gang of teenagers on the Brooklyn Bridge footpath on Jan. 16. Plus all the other crime from Brooklyn Heights, Downtown and DUMBO’s 84th Precinct. Comments (1).

Park Slope: It turns out that cops in the 78th Precinct are not aware of any spike in identity thefts, despite weeks of blog frenzy over the elusive crime. Comments (3).

Park Slope: A 33-year-old man never knew what hit him on Jan. 16 when a perp bashed him from behind on Union Street and stole his wallet — but the good news is that the thug was later arrested, cops said. Plus all the crime news from Park Slope’s 78th Precinct. Comment.

Fort Greene: Four thugs punched a Grand Avenue pedestrian on Jan. 22. Plus all the other crime news from Fort Greene and Clinton Hill’s 88th Precinct. Comments (1).

Williamsburg: A teenage thug with a rap sheet as long as his arm was arrested yet again after robbing a candy store on Havemeyer Street on Jan. 22, cops said. Plus all the other crime news from Williamsburg and Bushwick’s 90th Precinct. Comment.

Williamsburg: A woman who was arguing with her boyfriend lost her purse to an opportunistic thief at the corner of Manhattan Avenue and India Street on Jan. 27. Plus all the other crime news from Williamsburg and Greenpoint’s 94th Precinct. Comment.

Williamsburg: A gunman barged into an India Street nail salon and stole $267 from two terrified employees on Jan. 23. Comment.

Downtown: Two hooligans punched and robbed a man on Jan. 23 — plus all the other crime news from Brooklyn Heights, DUMBO and Downtown’s 84th Precinct. Comment.

Park Slope: Four thugs attacked a woman on Jan. 22 — plus all the other crime news from Park Slope’s 78th Precinct. Comment.

Park Slope: Vandals smashed the window of a man’s car on Jan. 23. Plus all the other crime news from Prospect Heights’ 77th Precinct. Comment.

Park Slope: Three more Park Slopers have been the victim of — and actually reported! — identity theft. Comment.

Bay Ridge: A 43-year-old man lost everything … and all the other 62nd Precinct crime. Comment.

Bay Ridge: Two mic’d-up bandits held up a local eatery … and all the other 68th Precinct crime. Comment.

Park Slope: A man fingers his estranged daughter as the person who burglarized his house … and all the crime in the 78th Precinct. Comment.

Park Slope: Two men, one carrying an automatic gun, robbed another man … and all the crime in the 76th Precinct. Comment.

Downtown: The new restaurant’s staff coat rack was rifled through … and all the crime in the 84th Precinct. Comment.

Downtown: A Brooklyn Heights man was hit with a 132-count indictment. Comment.

Williamsburg: One day after his car was stolen, the victim saw it being gassed up at service station. Comments (3).

Fort Greene: Security guards at an Atlantic Avenue supermarket went above and beyond the call of duty on Feb. 5 when they chased a middle-aged purse snatcher down the street and detained him until police could arrive. Plus all the crime news from Fort Greene and Clinton Hill’s 88th Precinct. Comment.

Carroll Gardens: Masked gunmen raided a Gowanus-area office on Feb. 1 — plus all the other crime news from Red Hook, Carroll Gardens and Cobble Hill’s 76th Precinct. Comment.

Park Slope: Two men posing as police officers stole $5,000 from elderly woman after telling her she was under investigation for using counterfeit money on Feb. 11. Plus all the other crime news from Prospect Heights’ 77th Precinct. Comment.

Williamsburg: Plus all the other crime news from Williamsburg and Greenpoint’s 94th Precinct. Comment.

Downtown: Three teens robbed a schoolboy at the Jay Street subway station on Feb. 7. Plus all the crime news from Brooklyn Heights, DUMBO and Downtown’s 84th Precinct. Comment.

Park Slope: Here’s another reminder to be careful about who you go home with. Comment.

Park Slope: A woman returned from a vacation to find her St. Marks Place apartment cleaned out. Plus all the other crime news from Park Slope’s 78th Precinct. Comment.

Fort Greene: Most principals tell kids to hit the books, but on Feb. 5, a principal at a Christian elementary school was arrested for using a book to hit a kid, cops said. Comment.

Williamsburg: It was a bonanza fortnight for burglars in Williamsburg, but one crime stood out: a smash-and-grab job at a Varick Avenue auto repair shop. Plus all the other crime news from the 90th Precinct in Williamsburg. Comment.

Williamsburg: Beware the corner of Kent Avenue and North Fifth Street, which was the site of two robberies last week. Plus all the other crime news from Greenpoint and Williamsburg’s 94th Precinct. Comment.

Bay Ridge: Two thugs beat up and robbed a man on Third Avenue after nonchalantly approaching him. Plus all the other crime news from Bay Ridge’s 68th Precinct. Comment.

Bay Ridge: A group of catty, drunken women beat up and robbed another woman at a 62nd Street watering hole. Plus all the other crime news from Bensonhurst’s 62nd Precinct. Comment.

Fort Greene: Two perps not only took a man’s phone, but they got him to take $100 out of his ATM. Plus all the other crime news from Fort Greene and Clinton Hill’s 88th Precinct. Comment.

Downtown: A string of burglaries hit Brooklyn Heights last week, as at least four apartments within spitting distance of each other were broken into — two of them on the same floor of the same building. Plus all the other crime news from Brooklyn Heights, Downtown, Boerum Hill and DUMBO’s 84th Precinct. Comment.

Park Slope: A burglar stealthily broke into a 13th Street apartment, hauling away gadgets and jewels. Plus all the other crime news from Park Slope’s 78th Precinct. Comment.

Williamsburg: Two exes allegedly beat up their former lovers last week in separate, but equally horrifying, incidents. Comments (1).

Downtown: A man who saw a wad of cash snatched out of his hand followed the thief onto a subway, into Manhattan, and eventually brought the perp to justice with the help of a security guard. Comments (1).

Bay Ridge: A 16-year-old boy was beaten and robbed on Shore Road on Feb. 28. Plus all the other crime news from Bay Ridge and Dyker Heights’s 68th Precinct. Comment.

Park Slope: A beer-loving perp assaulted a bodega clerk and then stole fake money off the store’s wall before running away on Feb. 26. Plus all the other crime news from Park Slope’s 78th Precinct. Comment.

Williamsburg: A hard week for twenty-something men using the Bedford Avenue L station ended with hard time for one teenager. Comments (2).

Bay Ridge: Three months, two deaths, one hotel — and everyone is talking. Comment.

Carroll Gardens: Thieves on wheels plundered a parked commercial truck laden with valuable tools on Sackett Street on Feb. 21. Plus all the other crime news from Carroll Gardens, Red Hook and Cobble Hill’s 76th Precinct. Comment.

Williamsburg: An assailant broke a pedestrian’s jaw in multiple places on Feb. 24, after a woman started a conversation with another man. Plus all the other crime news from Greenpoint’s 94th Precinct. Comment.

Williamsburg: Two schools were burglarized last week, in incidents that netted criminals thousands of dollars in cash and electronics. Plus all the other crime news from Williamsburg and Bushwick’s 90th Precinct. Comment.