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Perspective

Friday, Feb. 2, 2007

From the editor: Our Barclays coverage

Editorial: Barclays has requested a retraction from this newspaper (and others) for stories about the bank’s link to slavery and other dark moments in human history. Comment.

Saturday, Nov. 24, 2007

Readers all over Brooklyn are doin’ the pigeon

Letters: Our mailbag is filled with missives about Barclays, pigeons, two old sisters and restaurateur Nick Monte. Comment.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Verses & Reverses

Perspective: The poet laureate of Park Slope weighs in on online shopping. Comment.

Saturday, Aug. 4, 2007

We’re in a heap of trouble if Barron’s the Beep

Letters: Once again, The Paper has been inundated with correspondence from readers like you. Comment.

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Verses & Reverses

Perspective: The poet laureate of Park Slope weighs in on the recent glut of articles about the neighborhood. Comment.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Foes of supportive housing in Slope fight back

Letters: Lots of anger over our coverage of a supportive housing facility in Park Slope, plus all our other letters. Comment.

Saturday, April 7, 2007

Can teens find ‘Harmony’?

PS … I Love You: At 3 pm, teenagers take over the sidewalks — and civilization as we know it. Comment.

Saturday, Aug. 4, 2007

In Slope, the sidewalks have eyes

Smartmom: What happens in the idyllic brownstone neighborhood of Park Slope if you see a teenager smoking a cigarette on Seventh Avenue? Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 17, 2007

All Drawn Out

Saturday, April 7, 2007

Luxury condos no ‘state’ secret

Greene Acres: Elected officials rail against a plan to sell a state-owned office building at 55 Hanson Place. Comment.

Saturday, Oct. 13, 2007

Sinking feeling in the Heights

Heights Lowdown: Brooklyn Heights is full of holes — sinkholes and potholes, that is. Comment.

New face of vandalism?

Brooklyn Angle: A 6-year-old Park Slope girl is facing a $300 fine from the city for doing what city kids have been doing for decades: drawing a pretty picture with common sidewalk chalk. Comments (680).

Saturday, Sep. 8, 2007

Roberta Davenport, take-charge principal

Checkin’ in with: In our back-to-school issue, The Paper sits down with a rising star principal Comments (1).

Good ol’ days? Not so much

Greene Acres: Our columnist goes to a lecture by some old ladies and discovers that the so-called “good old days” weren’t so great. Comments (2).

Saturday, Dec. 1, 2007

Readers speak in favor of tearing down Admirals Row

Letters: The mailbag is full with letters about the Brooklyn Navy Yard, Mayor Bloomberg’s Coney Island plan, the death of bicycle rider Sam Hindy, and Brooklyn Heights’ favorite son, Norman Mailer. Comment.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

A bus driver enjoys his holiday in Fort Greene

Letters: A full mailbag of letters this week. Comment.

Saturday, April 7, 2007

Is Gentile pulling a Ratner on us?

Yellow Hooker: What’s more important, individual rights or the good of the community? Comment.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Delay, thy name is Duffield

Heights Lowdown: Our columnist on the latest effort to save some historic — and possibly slave-linked — houses on Duffield Street. Comment.

Saturday, Jan. 27, 2007

Mark Lahm of Henry’s End

Checkin’ in with: Let’s face it — no one has time to cook these days. And by the time January rolls around, the usual array of take-out places and restaurants can get yawn- (or nausea-) inducing. But at least one restaurant — Henry’s End in Brooklyn Heights — is taking a stand, thanks to the latest installment of its annual Wild Game Festival. Comments (5).

Saturday, May 5, 2007

Wanted: bike lane

Letters: We received a remarkably high volume of mail regarding the controversy of a city plan to eliminate one lane of traffic in each direction on Ninth Street and replace them with left-turn bays and install bike lanes on each side of the street. Virtually every letter was in favor of the city plan. Comment.

Supportive housing supporter has say

Letters: Another voice in favor of a Fifth Avenue Committee project — plus all your letters. Comment.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

A toast to the good guys

PS … I Love You: Our columnist explains the enduring appeal of Slope Cellars. Comment.

Saturday, April 7, 2007

Wal-Mart needs a better map

Heights Lowdown: Maybe the behemouth should study Brooklyn before putting a store here. Comment.

Saturday, Oct. 20, 2007

America speaks: Graffiti Girl proves NY stinks

Letters: The Brooklyn Paper received more e-mails and comments regarding its front page story on 6-year-old “graffiti” vandal Natalie Shea than on any story in its 30-year history (“New face of vandalism,” Oct. 13). True, the ease of Internet communication and the nature of modern blogging played a role, but there’s no question that Shea’s story touched people in ways in which they are not usually touched. Here’s a sampling from our mailbag. Comments (6).

Defiant tot: I’ll tag again

Brooklyn Angle: Last week’s 6-year-old graffiti “vandal” is still fighting a city warning letter demanding that she remove her sidewalk chalk drawing from her front stoop. Comments (21).

Eating veg is good — but where?

Heights Lowdown: Brooklyn Vegetarian Week is all well and good, but the Heights doesn’t have any vegetarian restaurants! Comments (2).

Saturday, Aug. 11, 2007

The Hamptons ain’t for kids

Smartmom: Smartmom noticed it first: there was a note on the menu blackboard and in the menu as well that said: It is a condition of service at the Clam Bar that all children must stay in their seats. Comment.

Saturday, Dec. 22, 2007

All Drawn Out

Cartoon: Our cartoonist’s take. Comment.

Saturday, Dec. 8, 2007

She longs to shop on 7th

PS … I Love You: Our columnist looks inward to get her holiday shopping done. Comment.

Saturday, Nov. 3, 2007

Reader mail — a tradition

Beside the Point: Our columnist opens the mailbag. Comments (2).

Saturday, Oct. 20, 2007

GAPco leader demands: Take me to your editor!

Letters: Our mailbag groans under the weight of letters about Grand Army Plaza, pay-to-play politics in the City Council, The Paper’s Atlantic Yards editorial and New York University’s proposed merger with Polytechnic University. Comment.

Defiant tot: I’ll tag again

Brooklyn Angle: Last week’s 6-year-old graffiti “vandal” is still fighting a city warning letter demanding that she remove her sidewalk chalk drawing from her front stoop. Comments (21).

‘Model’ landlord is tenant-tough

Greene Acres: Our columnist finds that the Pratt Area Community Council doesn’t always practice what it preaches. Comments (2).

Saturday, Sep. 22, 2007

Checkin’ in with … Rudy Gaskins, the urban ad man

Checkin’ in with: Our reporter checks in with the man who is going to market Lexuses to rich black women. Comment.

Trolley operators fire back at our cover story

Letters: Letters: This week’s mailbag features two letters attacking our recent criticism of the Heart of Brooklyn “trolley,” plus letters on our F-train coverage and the Khalil Gibran International Academy (what else is new?). Comment.

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Beaten by girls then offended by Paper

Letters: Lots of mail about our coverage of Prospect Heights’ “tween bandits,” ugly buildings on Fourth Avenue, the resignation of a Community Board 6 member, Rudy Giuliani and, of course, the Nathan’s hot dog-eating contest. Comments (1).

Saturday, June 2, 2007

Wet, hot Park Slope summer!

PS … I Love You: It’s summer in the Slope — and our columnist loves it. Comment.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Spring cleaning expert speaks

Checkin’ in with: Spring cleaning — is it a myth? We found out more about this ancient rite. Comment.

Let’s hear it for good speaking

Brooklyn Angle: Our columnist gets an earful of some bad speeches at a college lecture contest. Comments (1).

DUMBO asks, ‘Can we talk’?

Heights Lowdown: The third part in our trilogy about the battle between a DUMBO baker and a man scorned. Comment.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

A culture of death in Bay Ridge?

Yellow Hooker: Has a darkness settled over Bay Ridge? Comments (1).

Saturday, Nov. 3, 2007

Dogs parade — no, really

Heights Lowdown: Our columnist dresses up her dog and joins the party on the Promenade. Comment.

Doing the Fulton shuffle

Greene Acres: Our columnist looks at why so many Fulton Street stores are closing. Comment.

Saturday, June 9, 2007

Sen. Golden not pleased with Alpine coverage

Letters: A Bay Ridge lawmaker takes exception to a recent story — plus letters on Marty Markowitz, Memorial Day, Bruce Ratner and one man’s astounding nipple hair! Comment.

Saturday, March 17, 2007

Want to end war? End recruiting

Heights Lowdown: Our columnist follows some anti-war marchers through Brooklyn Heights and discovers a new approach to ending the fighting in Iraq. Comment.

Wanna stay together? Have time apart

Smartmom: Look, Smartmom and Hepcat are NOT headed for Splitsville. They just like some time apart, OK? Comment.

Saturday, Oct. 13, 2007

Graffiti man as preservationist

Brooklyn South: A graffiti artist wants to create a football-field-sized gallery in Red Hook. Comments (3).

New face of vandalism?

Brooklyn Angle: A 6-year-old Park Slope girl is facing a $300 fine from the city for doing what city kids have been doing for decades: drawing a pretty picture with common sidewalk chalk. Comments (680).

Saturday, Aug. 18, 2007

The fungus is among us

Heights Lowdown: Our columnist stalks the less-than-elusive source of the raw meat stench in the Hillside Dog Park on Columbia Heights. Comment.

Saturday, March 3, 2007

Fire makes school building hotter

Heights Lowdown: The fire is out at St. Charles Borromeo School in Brooklyn Heights, but the building is hotter than ever — thanks to a decision by the Brooklyn Diocese to close the school and sell or lease the property. Comment.

Saturday, Sep. 1, 2007

She disliked our coverage — but loved the photo of her children!

Letters: Our mailbag is filled with letters about the changes on Columbia Street, a former brothel on Lincoln Place, a Downtown development project, Paul LoDuca’s rehab starts with the Cyclones, our troops in Iraq, and what a great job reporter Matthew Lysiak is doing Comment.

Saturday, Aug. 18, 2007

Six degrees of renovation

Greene Acres: It’s taken six years for the city to build a community center in the Ingersoll Houses. Comment.

Saturday, June 30, 2007

Cell tower wars in Ridge

Yellow Hooker: There’s a new cellphone tower battle brewing. Comment.

With graduation, tears

Smartmom: Smartmom attends a PS 321 graduation — and she becomes a blubbering mess. Wait ’til next year, when the Oh So Feisty One graduates! Comment.

Permits a plague on Pierrepont

Heights Lowdown: Our columnist goes undercover to solve the parking mess on Pierrepont Street. Comments (3).

Saturday, Dec. 29, 2007

Smartmom’s Xmas

Smartmom: Smartmom’s tree is a symbol — not of the birth of Jesus, silly, but of her acceptance of her family’s new holiday traditions. Comment.

Saturday, Dec. 22, 2007

Teen lit queen, Libba Bray

Checkin’ in with: Our interview with teen writing phenom Libba Bray. Comments (4).

Saturday, Dec. 15, 2007

Come on Xmas light my fire

PS … I Love You: Our columnist offers a timeless tale of Christmas heroism. Comment.

Hey, Brooklyn Paper: Stop picking on the Italians

Letters: Letters pour in regarding a Hanukkah snub; the loss of the Brooklyn Dodgers; an allegation of an anti-Italian bias in The Brooklyn Paper; how to keep our streets safe; Bruce Ratner’s new tower at City Tech; security at Atlantic Yards; poor bus service in Brooklyn; Smartmom’s column; and the limits of Paper Editor Gersh Kuntzman’s intelligence. Comment.

Latkes and life are best improvised

Smartmom: Hepcat makes latkes the old-fashioned way: He improvises. And therein lies a great life lesson! Comment.

Saturday, Nov. 3, 2007

Performance artist Aaron Cedolia

Checkin’ in with: The man behind that weird line of “customers” at Trader Joe’s is unmasked! Comments (2).

Saturday, Oct. 27, 2007

How about a ‘thank you’ for Smartmom?

Smartmom: Smartmom learns first-hand that no good deed goes unpunished online. Comment.

Heights cars hurt bicyclists

Heights Lowdown: The Heights is no place for a bicyclist, our columnist finds. Comment.

Saturday, Oct. 13, 2007

Fulton Mall unclassy? A reader begs to differ

Letters: The mailbag is full with comments about our recent coverage of Fulton Mall, an alleged “cat-napping” case, the possible sale of the Slave Theater, the Brooklyn Bridge Park Conservancy, and a plan for a seven-story apartment building in Carroll Gardens. Comment.

New face of vandalism?

Brooklyn Angle: A 6-year-old Park Slope girl is facing a $300 fine from the city for doing what city kids have been doing for decades: drawing a pretty picture with common sidewalk chalk. Comments (680).

Saturday, Sep. 29, 2007

Reader’s rip The Paper’s F express editorial, calling fix cheap & easy

Letters: Our mailbag is full with responses to our F-train express editorial, plus notes about Coney Island, Duffield Street, the express bus from Bay Ridge, the fake trolley in Prospect Park, the ongoing raccoon invasion, and our recent awards from the Independent Free Papers of America. Comment.

Ebbets Field memories are being preserved … at local McDonalds.

Brooklyn Angle: Our columnist goes to Ebbets Field on the 50th anniversary of the last game played there and discovers that today’s Brooklyn is as distant from Pee Wee and Duke and Preacher and Oisk as the Earth is from a star on Orion’s belt. Comments (1).

Saturday, Sep. 22, 2007

Food delights in the Heights

Heights Lowdown: Our columnist delights in the tastes of fall. Comment.

Saturday, Sep. 15, 2007

Smartmom’s still worrying

Smartmom: The start of the school year has been an emotional roller coaster for Smartmom. So what else is new? Comment.

Saturday, Sep. 8, 2007

Gersh’s push for green angers some Slopers

Letters: Somehow, our columnist’s anti-litter call angered some former Park Slopers — plus letters on Brooklyn hospitality, the late John Gallahue, plans for a rodeo in Prospect Park, President Bush’s slow response to the Bay Ridge tornado, a former brothel in Park Slope, and the fine work being done by our Bay Ridge reporter, Matthew Lysiak. Comment.

Good ol’ days? Not so much

Greene Acres: Our columnist goes to a lecture by some old ladies and discovers that the so-called “good old days” weren’t so great. Comments (2).

Saturday, Sep. 1, 2007

Keep asking the locals

Editorial: The mayor’s new tourism campaign — “Just ask the locals” — falls flat in Brooklyn, where tourists have been forced to beg for directions for years. Comment.

Saturday, Aug. 25, 2007

Smartmom floats a lead balloon

Smartmom: Smartmom takes on the Chinese! Comments (1).

Saturday, July 21, 2007

This regular ‘Joe’ wants a Wal-Mart in Brooklyn

Letters: Our mailbag runneth over with missives about the new Trader Joe’s, traffic, our Cyclones coverage, a stolen tricycle, a cellphone tower on 81st Street, and, of course, Atlantic Yards. Comment.

Battle for the $oul of Brooklyn: Obama and Clinton fighting ZIP by ZIP

Brooklyn Angle: Park Slope has officially caught Obama Fever. And Brooklyn Heights is filled with rabid Clintonistas. A report from the campaign trenches. Comment.

Saturday, June 30, 2007

Rats! Nica is hot and bothered

PS … I Love You: Our columnist smells a rat. And it’s freaking her out. Comment.

With graduation, tears

Smartmom: Smartmom attends a PS 321 graduation — and she becomes a blubbering mess. Wait ’til next year, when the Oh So Feisty One graduates! Comment.

Saturday, June 16, 2007

‘Sopranos’ fan waits for Tony

Heights Lowdown: Our columnist imagines Tony Soprano doing business in Brooklyn Heights. Comment.

Saturday, June 9, 2007

Eulogy for the Green Church

Yellow Hooker: The Green Church will not be saved — you can take that to the bank and cash it. Yet despite the writing on the check, some members of the community continue to fight the inevitable. Call it denial (or call it optimism). Comments (1).

Saturday, June 2, 2007

Hey, Marty Markowitz! Our readers say ‘Yer out!’

Letters: Readers respond negatively to Borough President Markowitz’s purge of anti–Atlantic Yards community board members — plus lots of other letters. Comment.

Tripping the park — unfantastic

Greene Acres: The sidewalk on one edge of Fort Greene Park is sinking — and our columnist goes deep to figure it out. Comment.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Let’s hear it for good speaking

Brooklyn Angle: Our columnist gets an earful of some bad speeches at a college lecture contest. Comments (1).

Smartmom & OSFO apart for the 1st time

Smartmom: For the first time in 10 years, Smartmom and the Oh So Feisty One are going their separate ways — and both are looking forward to it. Comment.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

A column that’s lovely as a tree

Heights Lowdown: A woman wants to save a historic tree in Brooklyn Heights — yet is meeting resistence. Comment.

Saturday, March 31, 2007

Writing the book on a new haggadah

Smartmom: Smartmom tries out the new Buddhist haggadah. Comment.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Slope goes down wrong-way street

PS … I Love You: In what seems like a monthly endeavor, our columnist attended yet another forum on where Park Slope is headed — and left cynical as ever. Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 24, 2007

Dog days

PS … I Love You: Our columnist learns to stop worrying and love the dog people of Park Slope. Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 10, 2007

Class struggles in Fort Greene

Greene Acres: Our columnist looks at the real-estate listings and finds trouble on the way. Comment.

Stop ‘iPod oblivion’

Brooklyn Angle: Our columnist defends a state senator’s plan to ban iPod pedestrians. Comment.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

New York can’t find Brooklyn

Heights Lowdown: Has New York Magazine no sense of decency at all? Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 24, 2007

Everybody in the pool (not)

Greene Acres: Our columnist tries to figure out why Long Island University hasn’t opened its nice new gym to the pool-starved public — as promised. Comment.

Saturday, Dec. 1, 2007

Smartmom trots with the turkeys

Smartmom: Smartmom runs in the Turkey Trot — but why didn’t she tell the hubby and kids? Comment.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

In Clinton Hill, skin is in

Greene Acres: A plastic surgery clinic’s naked pictures raise more than just eyebrows. Comment.

Saturday, Nov. 3, 2007

Big deal. Astroland has been saved. Now what?

Letters: Our mailbag is full as usual! Comment.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Wal-Mart is not dead yet

Heights Lowdown: Someone is making calls to convince Downtown residents that a big box store would be good for the Fulton Mall. Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 24, 2007

World Wide Wackiness in Heights

Heights Lowdown: One of the three restaurants involved in a co-branding Web site called “the Corner of Cranberry” is already out of business. That’s a tough corner. Comment.

Saturday, Sep. 22, 2007

Myrtle Avenue finally rises

Greene Acres: Our columnist sees hope rising from the ashes. Comments (2).

Saturday, Sep. 15, 2007

The kids are, in fact, alright

Heights Lowdown: Our columnist hangs with the dorm kids of Brooklyn Heights. Comment.

Saturday, Sep. 1, 2007

Verses & Reverses

Perspective: Our poet laureate weighs in on a new study about senior sex. Comment.

Saturday, Aug. 18, 2007

City throws ice on vendors

Brooklyn South: Our columnist can’t understand what the city has against her beloved Red Hook taco vendors. Comment.

Saturday, June 23, 2007

I should run for ‘higher’ office

Heights Lowdown: Our columnist ponders a career in public service. Comments (1).

Saturday, June 2, 2007

Hitless wonder learns a hard lesson at the plate

Brooklyn Angle: This week, our columnist did something that no grown man should do: he paid a man $45 to teach him how to hit a baseball. Comment.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Too much on Smartmom’s plate

Smartmom: Smartmom is just too damn busy! Comment.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Putting Walt in a time vault

Greene Acres: Our columnist finds Walt Whitman’s former home. Why is it not protected? Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 24, 2007

Happy ending at ‘Bleach House’

Brooklyn South: Our columnist tries to save a popular Laundromat but ends up only saving the sign above the entrance. Comment.

Saturday, June 30, 2007

Making a splash

Checkin’ in with: Parks Commissioner Adrian Benepe talks about keeping cool this summer. Comment.

With graduation, tears

Smartmom: Smartmom attends a PS 321 graduation — and she becomes a blubbering mess. Wait ’til next year, when the Oh So Feisty One graduates! Comment.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Blogs ain’t got reality

Brooklyn South: Our columnist solves the mystery of Brooklyn Inn — and it’s staying in business! Comment.

Saturday, March 17, 2007

Inside the beast of the belly

Greene Acres: In the midst of a Health Department crackdown, our column dives into a restaurant that was once called one of the city’s dirtiest. Comment.

Wanna stay together? Have time apart

Smartmom: Look, Smartmom and Hepcat are NOT headed for Splitsville. They just like some time apart, OK? Comment.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Beautiful Smile tells all: Secret of life: ‘Kids, love and God’

Smartmom: Smartmom has an exclusive sit-down with her nanny, Beautiful Smile. Dumb Editor accuses her of double-dipping. Comments (1).

Saturday, Sep. 1, 2007

All drawn out

Atlantic Yards: Our cartoonist’s take. Comment.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Spark-filled memories

Yellow Hooker: Our columnist recalls those hazy, crazy, fireworks-filled days of summers past. Comment.

Saturday, March 17, 2007

Bring back dog days on Bond Street?

Brooklyn South: Some want the wild dogs to return to Brooklyn — if only to keep home prices down. Our columnist has a different take. Comment.

Wanna stay together? Have time apart

Smartmom: Look, Smartmom and Hepcat are NOT headed for Splitsville. They just like some time apart, OK? Comment.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Save the Green Church. Why?

Yellow Hooker: Our columnist takes a contrary view about saving a Bay Ridge church that is slated to be torn down for condos. Comments (1).

Babyless writer in giftless jam

Brooklyn South: Our baby-mocking columnist finds herself in the belly of the beast after her sister gives birth. Comment.

Saturday, Jan. 20, 2007

Winter weather forecast? Check Water Street

Heights Lowdown: Some people read the thermometer to judge the temperature. In DUMBO, we just check to see which end of Water Street is busy. Comments (3).

Tetherball: the city game is back!

Brooklyn Angle: New designs for Brooklyn Bridge Park show new tetherball — tetherball! — courts. Our columnist is excited. Comment.

Saturday, Oct. 27, 2007

Delving into Ridge stench

Yellow Hooker: Our columnist gets to the bottom of the stench at Owls Head. Comment.

Saturday, May 26, 2007

Tales from the Fort Greene crypt

Greene Acres: Our columnist tells a great Memorial Day story about America’s real hero soldiers. Comment.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Blue Monday in a dirty park

PS … I Love You: It’s “chicken bone season” again in Prospect Park. Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 3, 2007

The soothsayers of Bay Ridge

Yellow Hooker: For some reason, mystics outnumber book stores in Bay Ridge. Our columnist ponders the eternal question. Comments (1).

Saturday, Dec. 8, 2007

What’s with The Paper’s pro-Thor Coney coverage?

Letters: Letters on Coney Island, the Navy Yard’s Admirals Row, security at Atlantic Yards and a report from one of our “Big Turkey” contest winners! Comment.

Our man walks the walk Downtown

Downtown plan: Our columnist explores the wonder of Downtown — and worries about how long it will all last. Comment.

Saturday, Nov. 3, 2007

The syringe don’t fit

Yellow Hooker: Our columnist thinks Lowen’s and Dolphin Fitness are being railroaded in the steroid probe. Comments (1).

Saturday, Oct. 27, 2007

Bicycle rider reads riot act

Greene Acres: Our columnist — a biker — gets angry about the bike-lane controversy in Fort Greene. Comments (1).

Saturday, Oct. 20, 2007

Smartmom and OSFO love ‘Gossip Girl’

Perspective: Smartmom and her daughter are addicted to the new show, “Gossip Girl.” It’s like “The O.C.,” only better (it’s in Brooklyn!). Comments (1).

Defiant tot: I’ll tag again

Brooklyn Angle: Last week’s 6-year-old graffiti “vandal” is still fighting a city warning letter demanding that she remove her sidewalk chalk drawing from her front stoop. Comments (21).

Victorian era ends in Ridge?

Yellow Hooker: Local activists are asking if the destruction of three beloved Bay Ridge Victorian homes is the beginning of a broader trend. Well, this columnist has an answer — let’s hope so! Comments (1).

They all want me dead now

PS … I Love You: Why do all the drivers — and some bikers — want to destroy our bike-commuting editor? Comment.

Saturday, Oct. 6, 2007

Freebird books to soar again

Brooklyn South: Our columnist gets the scoop on the man who saved a beloved bookstore. Comments (1).

Walrus dad still a self-lover

Brooklyn Angle: Ayveq may finally be mating, but he’s still the same old self-lovable walrus! Comments (3).

Met life is the only life for him

PS … I Love You: The Mets stink — but our columnist is addicted to the stench. Comments (2).

Saturday, Sep. 29, 2007

You forgot your pencil

Smartmom: Smartmom follows the supposedly independent Oh So Feisty One to school. And all heck breaks out! Comment.

Ebbets Field memories are being preserved … at local McDonalds.

Brooklyn Angle: Our columnist goes to Ebbets Field on the 50th anniversary of the last game played there and discovers that today’s Brooklyn is as distant from Pee Wee and Duke and Preacher and Oisk as the Earth is from a star on Orion’s belt. Comments (1).

This grass has cyber-roots

Yellow Hooker: A movement against a local crackhouse began with a mouse click. Comments (3).

Saturday, Sep. 15, 2007

Clone star’s mom loves Paper’s Triple-Threat

Letters: Letters about Ed Shakespeare’s coverage of the Cyclones; the Arabic language and culture school, Khalil Gibran International Academy; racism at the McCarren Park pool; the redevelopment of Duffield Street; the state of repair — or disrepair — of the Coney Island Boardwalk; a plea to retain an artist’s Borough Hall project; redevelopment of Coney Island; and one woman’s particular love for “Alex.” Comment.

Saturday, Sep. 8, 2007

It’s the last first day for Smartmom

Smartmom: Smartmom and her fellow mom-friends mark the opening day of school. Comments (1).

Good ol’ days? Not so much

Greene Acres: Our columnist goes to a lecture by some old ladies and discovers that the so-called “good old days” weren’t so great. Comments (2).

Saturday, Sep. 1, 2007

New doll makes her feel historic

Smartmom: American Girl releases a 1970s doll as part of its “historical” collection. Man, does that make Smartmom is feel old, or what? Comments (2).

Saturday, Aug. 18, 2007

Tornado brings out the best

Yellow Hooker: Our libertarian columnist had to admit something after last Wednesday’s tornado: Sometimes government can work. Comment.

Saturday, June 30, 2007

Wrong way on Carlton Avenue

Greene Acres: Our columnist discovers that the city’s best-laid plans sometimes don’t get finished. Comment.

With graduation, tears

Smartmom: Smartmom attends a PS 321 graduation — and she becomes a blubbering mess. Wait ’til next year, when the Oh So Feisty One graduates! Comment.

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Rick Moody

Checkin’ in with: The ‘Ice Storm’ writer sits down with GO Brooklyn for a chat. Comment.

Making book on the water

Brooklyn South: A used-book store on Columbia Streets needs a new partner. Only book lovers need apply! Comment.

Saturday, June 2, 2007

Teen Spirit gets kitty-cornered

Smartmom: Smartmom finally says “no” to Teen Spirit. Call Mr. Guinness! Comment.

Saturday, May 26, 2007

An artist who makes a living

PS … I Love You: Our columnist visits with a legendary Park Slope artist. Comment.

Respect your neighbors

Letters: Letters from our Stoop readers. Comment.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Whose park is it anyway?

Greene Acres: What could be bad about an all-day festival in Fort Greene Park? Just ask the community board! Comment.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

This ‘Angel’ is still broken

Greene Acres: The Broken Angel may finally have met its demise, thanks to a recent court ruling. Comment.

Let’s hear it for good speaking

Brooklyn Angle: Our columnist gets an earful of some bad speeches at a college lecture contest. Comments (1).

Saturday, May 5, 2007

A meaty tale of local success

PS … I Love You: Our columnist tries to figure out the secret of one butcher shop’s success. Comment.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Bill Baird

Checkin’ in with: A legend in the fight for reproductive rights sits down with The Paper. Comment.

Is this my Pabst Blue weekend?

Brooklyn South: Will the weather — and the neighbors — finally allow our columnist to drink outdoors? Comment.

Saturday, April 7, 2007

Out with the old, into the bathroom

Smartmom: Smartmom ruffles some feathers while cleaning up the clan’s apartment. Comment.

Saturday, March 17, 2007

Do you want lies with that? Whole Food’s answers ain’t kosher

Letters: The latest sampling of our mailbag, including a movie recommendation from our councilman and a letter from a former Paper reporter! Comment.

Wanna stay together? Have time apart

Smartmom: Look, Smartmom and Hepcat are NOT headed for Splitsville. They just like some time apart, OK? Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 10, 2007

Whose Downtown is it anyway?

Downtown plan: Black Facts — a Downtown Brooklyn mainstay — was the canary in the coalmine. It closed last month and Downtown will never be the same — and that’s by design, unfortunately. Comments (1).

Stop ‘iPod oblivion’

Brooklyn Angle: Our columnist defends a state senator’s plan to ban iPod pedestrians. Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 3, 2007

A trip through time at Two Boots

Smartmom: Smartmom goes to Two Boots and starts reeling in the years. Comment.

Saturday, Jan. 20, 2007

Letters: Marty was right: The Paper is biased!

Letters: A writer concurs with Borough President Markowitz in slamming The Paper’s Atlantic Yards coverage. Comment.

Tetherball: the city game is back!

Brooklyn Angle: New designs for Brooklyn Bridge Park show new tetherball — tetherball! — courts. Our columnist is excited. Comment.

Saturday, Dec. 8, 2007

Is O’Malley really evil?

Beside the Point: Our columnist punctures the revisionism about Walter O’Malley. Comments (2).

Saturday, Dec. 1, 2007

Sliwa to city: Elect me!

Yellow Hooker: Curtis Sliwa — Guardian Angel, radio host, self-promoter — came to Bay Ridge to talk about his future, which may someday be inexorably linked to yours. Comment.

This hawk is full of talk

Beside the Point: Our columnist gets an exclusive sit-down (or is that flyby?) with the new Red-tail hawk that’s taken up residence in McCarren Park. Comments (1).

Saturday, Oct. 27, 2007

Big plans for Canal’s future

Brooklyn South: Our columnist gets the scoop on a local plan for the future of the Gowanus Canal zone. Comments (1).

Saturday, Oct. 20, 2007

Gripping tale at robbed bar

Brooklyn South: Our columnist’s friend helped nab a wanted bar robber. Here’s the saga. Comment.

Defiant tot: I’ll tag again

Brooklyn Angle: Last week’s 6-year-old graffiti “vandal” is still fighting a city warning letter demanding that she remove her sidewalk chalk drawing from her front stoop. Comments (21).

Saturday, Oct. 6, 2007

Tish: Duffield St co-name could save historic homes

Letters: Our mailbag is filled with complaints from a City Councilwoman, a Polytechnic University alum, a member of the Downtown Brooklyn Partnership, the head of the Chamber of Commerce and others. Comment.

Walrus dad still a self-lover

Brooklyn Angle: Ayveq may finally be mating, but he’s still the same old self-lovable walrus! Comments (3).

Fall festivals fill the Ridge

Yellow Hooker: Our columnist loves those fall festivals! Comment.

Saturday, Aug. 25, 2007

Readers respond to The Paper’s Arabic school coverage, editorial

Letters: Our Inbox was stuffed with letters about our coverage of the Khalil Gibran International Academy, our coverage of Councilman Simcha Felder (in a note from the Councilman himself!), the development of Coney Island, parrots in Park Slope, a neighborhood brothel, luxury development Downtown, and a strange omission on Borough President Markowitz’s Web site. Comment.

Will dry cleaning be green?

Heights Lowdown: Our columnist finds that the answer, probably, is no. Comment.

Saturday, June 2, 2007

Can’t miss these signs in the Heights

Heights Lowdown: Our 21st-century columnist explores the 18th-century practice of posting broadsides. Comment.

Saturday, May 26, 2007

Without Arab contributions, we’d be in Dark Ages

Letters: Lots of letters about our Arabic language and culture school coverage — plus more mail on Atlantic Yards and litter. Comment.

Saturday, Dec. 22, 2007

History Thing of the past?

Yellow Hooker: Our columnist digs for history in Bay Ridge — and finds that no one else is bothering. Comment.

Saturday, Oct. 20, 2007

Take this area history quiz!

Beside the Point: Our columnist offers a pop quiz for people who think they know North Brooklyn. Comments (1).

Defiant tot: I’ll tag again

Brooklyn Angle: Last week’s 6-year-old graffiti “vandal” is still fighting a city warning letter demanding that she remove her sidewalk chalk drawing from her front stoop. Comments (21).

Saturday, Oct. 13, 2007

7th Av crash site is reborn

PS … I Love You: Our columnist revisits the site of a horrific 1960 plane crash and finds…condos! Comments (4).

New face of vandalism?

Brooklyn Angle: A 6-year-old Park Slope girl is facing a $300 fine from the city for doing what city kids have been doing for decades: drawing a pretty picture with common sidewalk chalk. Comments (680).

Saturday, Oct. 6, 2007

The Euros are spending!

Heights Lowdown: No one in the Heights likes the Fulton Mall — but the tourists love it. Comment.

Walrus dad still a self-lover

Brooklyn Angle: Ayveq may finally be mating, but he’s still the same old self-lovable walrus! Comments (3).

Taking a bite out of dentists

Greene Acres: Our columnist hopes that the dentists will remain in their old haunts at the Williamsburgh Savings Bank tower. Comment.

Race, me and Mel Gibson

Beside the Point: Our columnist wants to know why he and his black friends are always being mistaken for cops. Comments (1).

Saturday, Sep. 29, 2007

Invasion of the film crew

Heights Lowdown: At least one woman — our columnist — is not so happy about the arrival of George Clooney and Brad Pitt. Comment.

Ebbets Field memories are being preserved … at local McDonalds.

Brooklyn Angle: Our columnist goes to Ebbets Field on the 50th anniversary of the last game played there and discovers that today’s Brooklyn is as distant from Pee Wee and Duke and Preacher and Oisk as the Earth is from a star on Orion’s belt. Comments (1).

Saturday, Aug. 25, 2007

Let’s drink to this new beer

Beside the Point: America and Germany — the odd couple of international beer — are having a baby. Twins, actually. In Williamsburg. Comment.

Saturday, May 5, 2007

Stop driving while dumb

Brooklyn South: A traffic light now burns on Van Brunt Street, yet so does the rubber. Comment.

School teaches art of the deal

Greene Acres: A Brooklyn school has taught some developers a lesson in real estate, beating out more than a dozen competitors for a prized piece of land in central Clinton Hill that could have supported at least six floors of luxury housing. Comment.

Saturday, Nov. 17, 2007

Coney Island’s future is in good hands: Bloomy’s

Letters: Our mailbag is bursting with letters about Coney Island, the invasion of the nuthatches, Sen. Charles Schumer’s “painful’ support for new Attorney General Michael Mukasey, a gay and lesbian political group’s rejection of Atlantic Yards, and a new rivalry on the muddy Gowanus Canal. Comment.

Saturday, Sep. 15, 2007

This biker ain’t no angel

Brooklyn South: Our columnist debunks a recent Observer article about biker babes. Comments (1).

Live from the top of Brooklyn

Greene Acres: Our columnist solves the mystery of the tall radio tower atop Brooklyn Tech HS. Comments (1).

Saturday, Sep. 8, 2007

Good ol’ days? Not so much

Greene Acres: Our columnist goes to a lecture by some old ladies and discovers that the so-called “good old days” weren’t so great. Comments (2).

Saturday, Aug. 25, 2007

Rubber band man fights on

Brooklyn Angle: The invasion of the rubber bands continues unabated in Park Slope — and our columnist is fighting back. Comment.

Saturday, Dec. 29, 2007

Hair’s to the season

Brooklyn Angle: Here’s the real reason why this is the most wonderful time of the year. Comment.

Saturday, Dec. 8, 2007

Evil O’Malley is in the Hall

Yellow Hooker: They’re putting the biggest bum of ’em all in the Hall — and our columnist objects. Comment.

Saturday, Nov. 3, 2007

Teen Spirit is her little mushroom

Smartmom: Teen Spirit is coming out of his shell — but did Smartmom have anything to do with it? Comments (1).

Saturday, Sep. 29, 2007

Crime ain’t new but it hits hard

Brooklyn South: Our columnist confronts crime — and her own white guilt. Comment.

Ebbets Field memories are being preserved … at local McDonalds.

Brooklyn Angle: Our columnist goes to Ebbets Field on the 50th anniversary of the last game played there and discovers that today’s Brooklyn is as distant from Pee Wee and Duke and Preacher and Oisk as the Earth is from a star on Orion’s belt. Comments (1).

Saturday, Sep. 8, 2007

A blog battle of Brooklyn

PS … I Love You: Our columnist weighs in on the blog war against Elementi, a new — and actually good — restaurant. Comments (2).

Good ol’ days? Not so much

Greene Acres: Our columnist goes to a lecture by some old ladies and discovers that the so-called “good old days” weren’t so great. Comments (2).

Saturday, Aug. 25, 2007

Wandering Jews still on the move

Brooklyn South: A medieval legend tells of a Jew cursed to wander until Judgment Day because of a bad run-in with Jesus. In Brooklyn, it’s a karmic — and financial— arrangement with real-estate developers that keeps one pair of so-called Wandering Jews on the move. Comment.

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Why I’m staying on my local CB

PS … I Love You: Our columnist decides to stay on Community Board 6, despite the turmoil. Here’s why. Comment.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Ghost of Nixon is Eaton Craig

Yellow Hooker: Our columnist analyzes why an otherwise reasonable man would want to head the Brooklyn Republican Party. Comment.

Let’s hear it for good speaking

Brooklyn Angle: Our columnist gets an earful of some bad speeches at a college lecture contest. Comments (1).

Saturday, Dec. 22, 2007

Hepcat can’t wait for his 30th reunion

Smartmom: Hepcat gets the invitation — and it makes the younger — but more neurotic — Smartmom question what she’s accomplished in life. Comment.

Tearing up her ugly divorce

PS … I Love You: Our columnist — herself going through a bitter divorce — helps a divorced friend get through her anger by tearing up a newspaper (not ours!). Comments (1).

Saturday, Dec. 8, 2007

Celebrations change, holidays stay the same?

Smartmom: A chance encounter with Painter Mom jumpstarts Smartmom’s holiday dread. Comment.

Saturday, Dec. 1, 2007

Fancy coffee, at D’Amico’s?

Brooklyn South: Our columnist discovers that the venerable D’Amico’s coffee shop on Court Street is considering a jump into Starbucks’ territory: flavored coffee. Comment.

Sweet Melissa sours rivals

PS … I Love You: Our local baker does Brooklyn proud, winning a Food Network competition despite severe gastric distress (of course she was in distress, she was in North Carolina!). Comment.

Saturday, Nov. 10, 2007

It’s not easy being green

Greene Acres: Our columnist delves into the high-priced produce at Fresh Garden, a new organic bodega. Comments (2).

Damn those London Planes!

PS … I Love You: Our columnist has a problem with a mean ass tree. Comments (1).

Saturday, Nov. 3, 2007

Actresses and their ink

PS … I Love You: Our columnist — an actual writer — was so inspired by all the actresses putting out kids books that she now vows to crank out a story for the illiterate set. Comment.

Saturday, Oct. 13, 2007

Hepcat learns the secret to long life: fight!

Smartmom: Smartmom and Hepcat are fighting again — but this time, it’s for their health! Comment.

New face of vandalism?

Brooklyn Angle: A 6-year-old Park Slope girl is facing a $300 fine from the city for doing what city kids have been doing for decades: drawing a pretty picture with common sidewalk chalk. Comments (680).

Saturday, Oct. 6, 2007

A tribute to an old friend

Smartmom: A tribute to Best and Oldest — Smartmom’s best and oldest. Comment.

Walrus dad still a self-lover

Brooklyn Angle: Ayveq may finally be mating, but he’s still the same old self-lovable walrus! Comments (3).

Saturday, Sep. 29, 2007

These 3 guys need space

Greene Acres: The three founders of a nearly finished Fort Greene music venue and art gallery that the city intends to raze to make way for a new home for a Manhattan dance group in the BAM Cultural District need to find a new home of their own — now. Comment.

Ebbets Field memories are being preserved … at local McDonalds.

Brooklyn Angle: Our columnist goes to Ebbets Field on the 50th anniversary of the last game played there and discovers that today’s Brooklyn is as distant from Pee Wee and Duke and Preacher and Oisk as the Earth is from a star on Orion’s belt. Comments (1).

Saturday, Sep. 8, 2007

Ricky’s opens! Where’s the porn?

Heights Lowdown: Our columnist hits the back room at Ricky’s and finds that she doesn’t even blush. Comments (1).

Good ol’ days? Not so much

Greene Acres: Our columnist goes to a lecture by some old ladies and discovers that the so-called “good old days” weren’t so great. Comments (2).

All drawn out

Red Hook: Our cartoonist’s take. Comments (1).

Saturday, Aug. 25, 2007

Beware of these boy SCOUTs

Yellow Hooker: Our columnist is wary of the mayor’s new plan to send inspectors to every city street. Comment.

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Don’t let the bedbugs bite

Greene Acres: The bedbug invasion has come to Fort Greene. Comment.

Saturday, May 26, 2007

Lots of green to be made on green

Brooklyn South: Two gardening centers fight a war of the roses in Red Hook. Comment.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

No room for this here hotel

Brooklyn South: Our columnist explains why a hotel plan on Atlantic Avenue died — and why it’s a good thing. Comments (1).

Let’s hear it for good speaking

Brooklyn Angle: Our columnist gets an earful of some bad speeches at a college lecture contest. Comments (1).

Saturday, May 5, 2007

Arabic TV on 94th St?

Yellow Hooker: What happened when an Arab man started digging up the sidewalk for a “television station”? The neighbors — and the community board — was just a bit concerned. Comment.

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Bagless writer, tree-filled block

PS … I Love You: Our columnist searches her soul, and decides to quit using plastic shopping bags. Comment.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Obamania hits Brooklyn

Brooklyn Angle: If Barack Obama is going to beat Hillary Clinton, the road to victory goes through Brooklyn. Comment.

Saturday, March 24, 2007

How to build a neighborhood

Heights Lowdown: For a while now, DUMBO residents have been wondering why BoConcept and West Elm (both of them high-end furniture stores) ended up side by side on Front Street, while there isn’t a single pharmacy or several other vital stores in sight. Turns out, it was done on purpose. Comment.

Saturday, Jan. 20, 2007

OSFO gets a piano

Smartmom: The fingers are flying as the Oh So Feisty One finally gets a piano. Comment.

Tetherball: the city game is back!

Brooklyn Angle: New designs for Brooklyn Bridge Park show new tetherball — tetherball! — courts. Our columnist is excited. Comment.

Saturday, Nov. 10, 2007

A man with the tricks & treats

Beside the Point: Our columnist picks his best (or is that worst?) Halloween haunted houses. Comments (7).

Damn those London Planes!

PS … I Love You: Our columnist has a problem with a mean ass tree. Comments (1).

Saturday, Oct. 13, 2007

Baseball was made in Brooklyn

Beside the Point: Our columnist reminds us all that Brooklyn was once the center of the baseball universe. Comments (2).

New face of vandalism?

Brooklyn Angle: A 6-year-old Park Slope girl is facing a $300 fine from the city for doing what city kids have been doing for decades: drawing a pretty picture with common sidewalk chalk. Comments (680).

Saturday, Aug. 25, 2007

Dancespace fever in Fort Greene

Greene Acres: A local developer is back in the mix to help develop the BAM Cultural District — and that’s good news. Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 17, 2007

Defending the barber of the hill

Heights Lowdown: Our columnist defends a Brooklyn Heights barber under fire for his “hideous” neon sign. Comment.

Saturday, Jan. 20, 2007

What’s wrong with Seventh Ave?

PS … I Love You: Our columnist ponders the future of Seventh Avenue, with its high rent and blah offerings. Comment.

Tetherball: the city game is back!

Brooklyn Angle: New designs for Brooklyn Bridge Park show new tetherball — tetherball! — courts. Our columnist is excited. Comment.

Saturday, Nov. 10, 2007

Trust kills the evil superbug

Yellow Hooker: Our columnist discovers the secret to killing the superbug: communication. Comments (2).

Damn those London Planes!

PS … I Love You: Our columnist has a problem with a mean ass tree. Comments (1).

Saturday, Oct. 6, 2007

Walrus dad still a self-lover

Brooklyn Angle: Ayveq may finally be mating, but he’s still the same old self-lovable walrus! Comments (3).

Saturday, Sep. 22, 2007

Mickey D’s & Mickey Don’ts

Brooklyn South: Our columnist weighs in on the Court Street McDonald’s debate. Comments (1).

Saturday, March 3, 2007

A sour mail-female relationship

Greene Acres: Fort Greene and Clinton Hill join the race to complain about the Postal Service. Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 17, 2007

Money just waiting to be spent

Greene Acres: Our columnist tries to figure out why Fort Greene Park declines, even though money is available to fix it. Comment.

Saturday, Jan. 20, 2007

My dad’s take on the new Brooklyn

Brooklyn South: Our columnist’s father goes in search of the Brooklyn he once knew, but finds he can’t even get an Italian ice anymore. Comment.

Tetherball: the city game is back!

Brooklyn Angle: New designs for Brooklyn Bridge Park show new tetherball — tetherball! — courts. Our columnist is excited. Comment.

Saturday, Nov. 10, 2007

Damn those London Planes!

PS … I Love You: Our columnist has a problem with a mean ass tree. Comments (1).

Saturday, Sep. 22, 2007

Smartmom is no Blanche DuBois

Smartmom: Smartmom learns to rely on the kindness of her friends, not strangers. Comment.

Saturday, May 5, 2007

Second helping on baker story

Heights Lowdown: Herve Poussot: Assaulted or assaulter? Let’s review some new evidence! Comment.

Saturday, March 3, 2007

Espresso arms race in Gardens

Brooklyn South: Why does the new Starbucks have two espresso machines while the old Starbucks three blocks away have one? Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 17, 2007

History being sunk in the Hook

Brooklyn South: Our columnist finds that history has become a low priority in Red Hook. Comment.

Saturday, Nov. 10, 2007

Let’s get high on Smith–9th

Brooklyn South: Our columnist gets behind the call for a restaurant atop the Smith–Ninth Street subway station. Comment.

Damn those London Planes!

PS … I Love You: Our columnist has a problem with a mean ass tree. Comments (1).

Saturday, Sep. 22, 2007

Has Ridge hum been solved?

Yellow Hooker: Councilman Vince Gentile thinks he’s solved the mystery of Bay Ridge’s great hum-conundrum. But our columnist isn’t ready to award him a MacArthur grant. Comments (1).

The old pool story, part II

Beside the Point: Our columnist — a Greenpoint insider — concludes his two-park series on the McCarren Park pool. Comment.

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Growing out of Gotti

Yellow Hooker: The Gottis were coming to Bay Ridge for a book reading, so our columnist went in search of historic Gottiland. Comments (1).

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Helen Selsdon, anti-war mom

Checkin’ in with: We check in with Helen Selsdon, an anti-war mom who is organizing a protest march all by herself. Comment.

Saturday, March 3, 2007

Protesting the lack of protests

PS … I Love You: Our columnist gets so appalled at the armchair liberals that she gets out — literally — and hits the streets to protest the war. Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 17, 2007

No fury like a stroller scorned

PS … I Love You: Our columnist defends Barnes and Noble in the recent “Strollergate” controversy Comment.

Saturday, Jan. 20, 2007

Hey, Bay Ridge: Fight for a real lifesaver!

Yellow Hooker: All our local pols want to save Victory Memorial Hospital, but how come no one is stepping in to save Gourmet Grill, a health food restaurant that could save even more lives? Comment.

Tetherball: the city game is back!

Brooklyn Angle: New designs for Brooklyn Bridge Park show new tetherball — tetherball! — courts. Our columnist is excited. Comment.

Saturday, Dec. 22, 2007

Expert: There is a way to fix Atlantic Yards traffic

Letters: The mailbag is filled with letters about Atlantic Yards, Walter O’Malley’s induction into the Hall of Fame, biking safely and bus service in Brooklyn. Comments (3).

Saturday, Dec. 15, 2007

The Puritans get a lap dance

Yellow Hooker: Our columnist explores the world of subway lap dances. Comments (2).

Saturday, Dec. 1, 2007

All Drawn Out

Cartoon: Our cartoonist’s take on the writers’ strike. Comment.

Saturday, Nov. 24, 2007

In sickness, health and opera

Smartmom: The Oh So Feisty One gets sick but Smartmom is the one who needs medication! Comments (1).

Saturday, Nov. 17, 2007

Legislation is for the birds

Yellow Hooker: Our columnist says the anti-pigeon bill is fowl. Comments (2).

Public fight on Public Place

Brooklyn South: The Public Place is moving forward — and the rivalries are only beginning. Comment.

Saturday, Nov. 10, 2007

Gingko stinks up Heights!

Heights Lowdown: Our columnist hates the smell — but loves the taste — of those damn gingko nuts. Comment.

Damn those London Planes!

PS … I Love You: Our columnist has a problem with a mean ass tree. Comments (1).

Saturday, Nov. 3, 2007

All drawn out

Cartoon: Our cartoonist’s take. Comment.

Saturday, Oct. 27, 2007

All drawn out

Cartoon: Our cartoonist’s take. Comment.

Once again, the world reacts to ‘Graffiti Girl’

Letters: Our letters column has lots of interesting missives about the 6-year-old graffiti girl, the greatness of Park Slope, the new “green” Galapagos art center, two new old-style clocks on Flatbush Avenue, our Big Turkey Thanksgiving Dinner contest, the Khalil Gibran International Academy, an adult toy shop on Fifth Avenue and our Bay Ridge columnist Matthew Lysiak. Comment.

Saturday, Oct. 13, 2007

Sister Souljah in Bay Ridge?

Yellow Hooker: Congressional candidate Steve Harrison, who is anti-war, stands up when a group of anti-war activists go too far. Comments (5).

New face of vandalism?

Brooklyn Angle: A 6-year-old Park Slope girl is facing a $300 fine from the city for doing what city kids have been doing for decades: drawing a pretty picture with common sidewalk chalk. Comments (680).

Mega profits change nabe

Greene Acres: A community meeting shows the danger of greed. Comment.

All drawn out

Cartoon: Our cartoonist’s take. Comments (1).

Saturday, Oct. 6, 2007

Park’s slippery slope

Editorial: More evidence of why the state condo, commercial and open space project commonly referred to as Brooklyn Bridge Park is not, in fact, a park. Comment.

Walrus dad still a self-lover

Brooklyn Angle: Ayveq may finally be mating, but he’s still the same old self-lovable walrus! Comments (3).

All drawn out

Cartoon: Our cartoonist’s take. Comment.

Saturday, Sep. 29, 2007

All drawn out

Atlantic Yards: Our cartoonist’s take. Comment.

Ebbets Field memories are being preserved … at local McDonalds.

Brooklyn Angle: Our columnist goes to Ebbets Field on the 50th anniversary of the last game played there and discovers that today’s Brooklyn is as distant from Pee Wee and Duke and Preacher and Oisk as the Earth is from a star on Orion’s belt. Comments (1).

Saturday, Sep. 22, 2007

She meets sis — 30 years later

PS … I Love You: Our guest columnist tells an amazing tale — soon to be a major book! — about meeting the twin sister she never knew she had. Comment.

All drawn out

Coney Island: Our cartoonist’s take. Comment.

Saturday, Sep. 15, 2007

All drawn out

Coney Island: Our cartoonist’s take. Comment.

Postal service stretching it

PS … I Love You: Our columnist’s third — yes, third — column about rubber-band-dropping postal workers. Comments (1).

Saturday, Sep. 8, 2007

Baby-buggy bandit in Ridge

Yellow Hooker: Our columnist uncovers a rash of stroller-jackings in Bay Ridge! Comments (1).

Good ol’ days? Not so much

Greene Acres: Our columnist goes to a lecture by some old ladies and discovers that the so-called “good old days” weren’t so great. Comments (2).

Saturday, Aug. 25, 2007

All drawn out

Cartoon: Our cartoonist’s take. Comment.

Saturday, Aug. 4, 2007

All drawn out

Bridge ‘Park’: Our cartoonist’s take. Comments (1).

Saturday, July 28, 2007

All drawn out

Cartoon: Our cartoonist’s take. Comment.

Saturday, July 21, 2007

All drawn out

Cartoon: Our cartoonist’s take. Comment.

Battle for the $oul of Brooklyn: Obama and Clinton fighting ZIP by ZIP

Brooklyn Angle: Park Slope has officially caught Obama Fever. And Brooklyn Heights is filled with rabid Clintonistas. A report from the campaign trenches. Comment.

Saturday, June 30, 2007

With graduation, tears

Smartmom: Smartmom attends a PS 321 graduation — and she becomes a blubbering mess. Wait ’til next year, when the Oh So Feisty One graduates! Comment.

Sweatin’ with the weirdies

Brooklyn South: Our columnist discovers that people say the craziest thing in the sauna. Comment.

All drawn out

Atlantic Yards: Our cartoonist’s take. Comment.

Saturday, June 23, 2007

All drawn out

Cartoon: Our cartoonist’s take. Comment.

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Daily News loves Brooklyn, too

Yellow Hooker: The Daily News comes to Bay Ridge for a listening tour — but our columnist thinks there’s a better hometown paper (hint: it’s the one you’re reading right now). Comment.

All drawn out

Cartoon: Our cartoonist’s take. Comment.

Saturday, June 9, 2007

Smartmom is going on a diet

Smartmom: Smartmom is battling the bulge — yet trying not to teach the Oh So Feisty the wrong lesson about body image. Comment.

All drawn out

Cartoon: Our cartoonist’s take. Comment.

Saturday, June 2, 2007

Gabriel Cohen

Checkin’ in with: Ditmas Park author and reading series founder chats with GO Brooklyn. Comment.

All drawn out

Cartoon: Our cartoonist’s take. Comment.

Saturday, May 26, 2007

Lessons of parenting in a tiny yellow bird

Smartmom: Smartmom sees a rare bird and learns about being a better mother. Comment.

All drawn out

Cartoon: Our cartoonist’s take. Comment.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

All drawn out

Cartoon: Our cartoonist’s take. Comment.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Just say neigh at this stable

PS … I Love You: Manhattan lost its riding academy, but Brooklyn still has its stable. Comment.

Let’s hear it for good speaking

Brooklyn Angle: Our columnist gets an earful of some bad speeches at a college lecture contest. Comments (1).

Saturday, May 5, 2007

All drawn out

Cartoon: Our cartoonist’s take. Comment.

Saturday, April 28, 2007

All drawn out

Cartoon: Our cartoonist’s take. Comment.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Trying to avoid becoming Ms. Frump in middle age

Smartmom: Our columnist heads to the cosmetics counter for a midlife spruce-up. Comment.

All drawn out

Cartoon: Our cartoonist’s take. Comment.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

A trip with Diaper Diva brings out sibling rivalry

Smartmom: So, Smartmom and her twin sister Diaper Diva went on vacation together — and the fur flies! Comment.

All drawn out

Cartoon: Our cartoonist’s take. Comment.

Saturday, April 7, 2007

One-way debate continues

Letters: Our readers sound off some more on the plan to install one-way avenues in Park Slope. Comment.

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Want to stop DOT? Make our streets safer

PS … I Love You: Our columnist offers five ways to block the city from instituting the bizarre one-way Seventh and Sixth avenue plan. Comment.

All drawn out

Cartoon: Our cartoonist’s take. Comment.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

All drawn out

Cartoon: Our cartoonist’s take. Comment.

Saturday, March 3, 2007

Sanitation versus Sonny

Yellow Hooker: Our columnist tries to solve the mystery of how a home without a driveway can get a ticket from the Sanitation Department for having a dirty driveway. Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 17, 2007

Searching for Tony Manero

Yellow Hooker: Our columnist goes in search of Brooklyn’s (Increasingly) Little Italy. Comment.

It’s that time of year again

Smartmom: Snow was in the forecast. Valentine’s Day was coming (it’s Hepcat’s least-favorite Hallmark holiday). And in the middle of everything, Smartmom found out that one of her paying projects has been substantially downsized. Comment.

Saturday, Nov. 17, 2007

The dough is rising all over

Heights Lowdown: Being a carbohydrate lover in Brooklyn Heights is costly — and I don’t mean having to sacrifice your size-6 jeans — thanks to new price hikes on wheat. Comments (1).

Saturday, Sep. 29, 2007

How to devour Polish food

Beside the Point: Love food? Love quantity? Hate high prices? Greenpoint is your neighborhood. Here’s a foodie’s-eye view. Comment.

Ebbets Field memories are being preserved … at local McDonalds.

Brooklyn Angle: Our columnist goes to Ebbets Field on the 50th anniversary of the last game played there and discovers that today’s Brooklyn is as distant from Pee Wee and Duke and Preacher and Oisk as the Earth is from a star on Orion’s belt. Comments (1).

Food Co-op back to future

PS … I Love You: Welcome to 1988, members! Comment.

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Dinner with family, and The Sopranos

Perspective: Our columnist decodes the final episode of “The Sopranos.” Whaddyagonnado? Comment.

Brooklyn loves its Hook tacos

Brooklyn South: An army travels on its stomach — so, naturally, do the papusa partisans who support the Red Hook food vendors. Comment.

Educators must learn a lesson

Greene Acres: Our columnist wonders why Department of Education officials can’t learn the simplest lesson of schooling: talk to the parents! Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 10, 2007

The Ghosts of John Jay

PS … I Love You: A pizzeria across the street from John Jay HS puts up a “No Kids Allowed” sign? Oh, right, it’s John Jay. Comment.

Stop ‘iPod oblivion’

Brooklyn Angle: Our columnist defends a state senator’s plan to ban iPod pedestrians. Comment.

Saturday, Dec. 15, 2007

Our O’Malley tale concludes

Beside the Point: The stunning conclusion of our “Should Walter O’Malley be in the Hall of Fame” saga. Comment.

Saturday, Aug. 11, 2007

Sugar story’s grand finale

Beside the Point: The final of a three-part piece on the history of the sugar industry in Greenpoint. Comments (1).

Saturday, June 9, 2007

Nica and Hitch go with ‘God’

PS … I Love You: Our columnist — an author! — is on a panel with literary bad boy Christopher Hitchens. Comment.

Saturday, Aug. 11, 2007

Whitman’s not falling just yet

Greene Acres: Our columnist check’s into the rumored sale by the city of the Ingersoll housing project. Comment.

Saturday, June 9, 2007

Through Google’s looking glass

Heights Lowdown: Our columnist tries out Google’s new “Street Views” — and finds Brooklyn Heights frozen in time. Comment.

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Help wanted: Hepcat needs a job

Smartmom: Sound the alarm: Hepcat got laid off! Comment.

Saturday, Nov. 17, 2007

The floods of 2007

Beside the Point: Morgan Avenue residents are still angry at the city for not longstanding fixing sewer problems that exacerbated the floods in July and August. Comment.

Saturday, Aug. 11, 2007

Easiest way to keep cool is here

Brooklyn South: Just off our Stoop, there are two public pools to choose from. Our columnist tells you where to go. Comment.

Is it Bay Ridge Syndrome?

Yellow Hooker: Our columnist attempts to get to the bottom of the lack of information on two recent Ridge crimes, and learns something along the way. Comments (1).

Saturday, June 9, 2007

Brewing up for a coffee war

Greene Acres: Our columnist gets embedded in the coffee war. Comment.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Anti-car artist strikes again!

Brooklyn South: A Red Hook artist, who just wants a quiet neighborhood, once again installed his “Traffic Stopper” piece. Reviews from police were negative. Comment.

Saturday, March 24, 2007

In defense of a technocrat

Brooklyn Angle: Our columnist defends the Department of Transportation bureaucrat who wants to convert two avenues into one-way streets. It’s getting ugly, folks. Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 24, 2007

She bowled us over

Brooklyn Angle: Alexandra Stein was the future of bowling — and then she wasn’t. A cautionary tale. Comment.

Saturday, Jan. 27, 2007

Who is Park Slope?

PS … I Love You: Our columnist goes to the “I am Park Slope” discussion and discovers that “diversity” is like pornography: No one knows what it is, but they know it when they see it. Comment.

Saturday, Nov. 17, 2007

This ‘Admiral’ is demoted

Greene Acres: A widely unpublicized public hearing on Dec. 11 may be your last chance to save the historic houses of the Admirals Row at the Brooklyn Navy Yard. Comments (1).

Saturday, Oct. 27, 2007

In defense of the Food Co-op

PS … I Love You: A British guy mocks the Food Co-op as Soviet. Our columnist mans the Kremlin walls! Comment.

Big step forward for Downtown

Editorial: A plan for retail stores in the ground floor of the Municipal Building is a major step in the right direction towards revitalizing the entire area — a common-sense move long resisted by Metrotech builder Bruce Ratner. Comments (1).

Saturday, Sep. 8, 2007

Brooklyn’s tourist trap

Editorial: Two new reports show that Brooklyn’s leaders need to do more to attract visitors and keep them here long enough to spend their money. Comment.

Good ol’ days? Not so much

Greene Acres: Our columnist goes to a lecture by some old ladies and discovers that the so-called “good old days” weren’t so great. Comments (2).

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Tribute to a great lady

Smartmom: Smartmom looks back at a great neighbor. Comment.

Saturday, June 9, 2007

This band could get arrested

Brooklyn South: A teen rocker gets in trouble. Finally! Comment.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Sean Meenan

Checkin’ in with: The Cafe Habana Outpost mastermind chats with GO Brooklyn about his eco-friendly restaurant. Comments (1).

Let’s hear it for good speaking

Brooklyn Angle: Our columnist gets an earful of some bad speeches at a college lecture contest. Comments (1).

Saturday, May 5, 2007

A mea culpa to stepmoms everywhere

Smartmom: Smartmom learns to stop worrying and love her stepmom. Comment.

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Too much green in Ft. Greene

Greene Acres: Luxury units in the Forte condos - Fort Greene’s first new residential skyscraper - officially went on the market last week, putting the punctuation mark on the neighborhood’s complete transformation into Brooklyn’s own Upper West Side. Comment.

Saturday, March 31, 2007

Larry Scott: Brooklyn’s joke man preps us for April Fools Day.

Checkin’ in with: It’s a wonder that Larry Scott never got his ass kicked — the guy’s been clowning people since the age of 13. Comment.

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Liquors story is a boozy romp

Greene Acres: A sordid tale from the former owner of Liquors restaurant in Fort Greene. Comments (1).

Saturday, Feb. 24, 2007

Smartmom has Fly-On-The-Wall Syndrome

Smartmom: Teen Spirit’s band was playing a “no-adults-allowed” gig. Guess who crashed the party. Comment.

Saturday, Jan. 27, 2007

Hey, Red Hook: Wanna dance?

Brooklyn South: Our columnist — a dancing fool from way back — says Red Hook is the perfect place for a club scene. Comment.

Saturday, Nov. 17, 2007

The karma conundrum

PS … I Love You: Our columnist tries to be the karma arbiter of Park Slope. Good luck with that. Comment.

Saturday, June 30, 2007

Reader credits government for Internet success

Letters: This week’s mailbag includes reaction to our interview with conservative columnist Amity Shlaes — plus letters on Marty Markowitz’s run for mayor, getting high, development Downtown, public and private schools and Coney Island Comment.

With graduation, tears

Smartmom: Smartmom attends a PS 321 graduation — and she becomes a blubbering mess. Wait ’til next year, when the Oh So Feisty One graduates! Comment.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Ridge on a slippery ‘Slope’

Yellow Hooker: Is Bay Ridge becoming the new Park Slope? And what will it mean for Dyker? Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 3, 2007

City deaf to Railroad’s call

Heights Lowdown: Everyone is focusing on Bruce Ratner’s deal with a slavery-linked bank, but meanwhile, the city is about to tear down homes linked to the Underground Railroad. Comment.

Saturday, Jan. 27, 2007

Doing the Fort Greene shuffle

Greene Acres: Our columnist tries to get across the intersection of Lafayette Avenue, Fort Greene Place and Fulton Street. And, believe it or not, she makes it! Comment.

Saturday, Nov. 17, 2007

Reporter Tom Robbins

Checkin’ in with: Our reporter sits down with mob reporter Tom Robbins to talk about the Mafia, life as a reporter, and suddenly finding himself on the other side of a story last week. Comment.

Saturday, Jan. 27, 2007

Banksteria in Bay Ridge

Yellow Hooker: Our columnist scoffed at “banksteria” — until his favorite rib joint was closed to make room for a new branch. Comment.

Saturday, Nov. 10, 2007

Verses & Reverses

Perspective: The poet laureate of Park Slope, was so inspired by his neighborhood’s appearance on the list of best neighborhoods in the country that he created this week’s poetic offering, “A Hope for the Slope.” Comment.

Damn those London Planes!

PS … I Love You: Our columnist has a problem with a mean ass tree. Comments (1).

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Offer adds up to mulch

Greene Acres: Win a free composter … and a free lesson on how to use it! Comment.

Saturday, March 24, 2007

A sandwich smackdown

Brooklyn South: Our columnist mediates the Boerum Hill banh mi smackdown. Comment.

Saturday, Jan. 27, 2007

Alternadad is an idiot!

Smartmom: Smartmom goes to Neal Pollack’s reading at the Tea Lounge and finds the humor writer’s take on parenting not that funny at all. Catfight! Comment.

Saturday, Nov. 10, 2007

Death teaches Smartmom some life lessons

Smartmom: Smartmom’s uncle died last week — but should she take Teen Spirit and the Oh So Feisty One to the funeral? And therein lies another great Smartmom psychodrama! Comment.

Damn those London Planes!

PS … I Love You: Our columnist has a problem with a mean ass tree. Comments (1).

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Why won’t OSFO write?

Smartmom: The Oh So Feisty One has been away at summer camp for more than a week and Smartmom hasn’t received a letter. Not one friggin’ letter. Comment.

Battle for the $oul of Brooklyn: Obama and Clinton fighting ZIP by ZIP

Brooklyn Angle: Park Slope has officially caught Obama Fever. And Brooklyn Heights is filled with rabid Clintonistas. A report from the campaign trenches. Comment.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Arrested pol Karim Camara finally speaks out

Letters: A letter from Assemblyman Karim Camara — and other hot missives! Comment.

Let’s hear it for good speaking

Brooklyn Angle: Our columnist gets an earful of some bad speeches at a college lecture contest. Comments (1).

Saturday, April 21, 2007

One driver for the bike lane

PS … I Love You: Our columnist, a renowned leadfoot, supports a city plan to add bike lanes to Ninth Street. Comment.

Saturday, March 17, 2007

A Golden city on the hill?

Yellow Hooker: Our columnist imagines a city led by “Mayor Marty Golden.” Comment.

Wanna stay together? Have time apart

Smartmom: Look, Smartmom and Hepcat are NOT headed for Splitsville. They just like some time apart, OK? Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 3, 2007

Cheesy future for Myrtle Avenue

Greene Acres: Does Murder Avenue need a cheese shop? Our columnist tries to find out. Comment.

Saturday, Jan. 20, 2007

In Ft. Greene, the eye candy is wearable

Greene Acres: Our columnist ponders two eternal questions: Why are there so many very-high-end fashion stores in this neighborhood and does that $358 sweater come in mauve? Comment.

Tetherball: the city game is back!

Brooklyn Angle: New designs for Brooklyn Bridge Park show new tetherball — tetherball! — courts. Our columnist is excited. Comment.

Saturday, Dec. 22, 2007

Brooklyn’s rat killer fights on

Heights Lowdown: Our columnist sets out to examine the rat problem — and finds a man who shoots the vermin with an air rifle! Comments (4).

Saturday, Nov. 10, 2007

Editor’s mom wants her beloved son to ride safe

Letters: Our mailbag is filled with missives about our bike-riding editor (from his mom!), plans for the Gowanus Canal, our outrageous headlines, the Monitor Museum in Williamsburg, a Park Slope day-care center in a Kafka-esque nightmare, Smartmom’s new biggest fan (he’s a shrink, what a surprise!), and the need for more trains in Downtown Brooklyn. Comment.

Damn those London Planes!

PS … I Love You: Our columnist has a problem with a mean ass tree. Comments (1).

Saturday, Sep. 15, 2007

Who needs an F express?

Editorial: Local politicians’ call for an F express train ignores one reality: An F express would not improve F-train service through Brownstone Brooklyn. Comments (2).

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Throw out this bill

Editorial: The Paper opposes a bill that would criminalize the distribution of leaflets and circulars. Comment.

Battle for the $oul of Brooklyn: Obama and Clinton fighting ZIP by ZIP

Brooklyn Angle: Park Slope has officially caught Obama Fever. And Brooklyn Heights is filled with rabid Clintonistas. A report from the campaign trenches. Comment.

Saturday, May 26, 2007

Heights nannies are being watched anew

Heights Lowdown: A new art show on nannies gets our guest columnist thinking about their role in our neighborhood. Comment.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Tolls on bridges do job of ‘congestion pricing’

Letters: A letter about the mayor’s congestion pricing plan, plus missives about litter, Councilman Simcha Felder, IKEA’s plans for Red Hook, and step-moms. Comment.

Saturday, April 28, 2007

A rat’s life on Pacific Street

Brooklyn South: Our columnist braves the most rat-infested block in Boerum Hill. Comment.

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Why people are mad

Editorial: The city needs to stop dumping plans on Brooklyn neighborhoods with no consultation or discussion. Comment.

Saturday, March 17, 2007

Wanna stay together? Have time apart

Smartmom: Look, Smartmom and Hepcat are NOT headed for Splitsville. They just like some time apart, OK? Comment.

Writer’s block? More like writer’s shock

PS … I Love You: Our columnist suffers from writer’s remorse now that she finally has her hands on her finished memoire. Comment.

Saturday, Sep. 29, 2007

Smackdown! Genius edition

Checkin’ in with: The Brooklyn Paper checks in with the borough’s three new MacArthur geniuses. Comment.

Ebbets Field memories are being preserved … at local McDonalds.

Brooklyn Angle: Our columnist goes to Ebbets Field on the 50th anniversary of the last game played there and discovers that today’s Brooklyn is as distant from Pee Wee and Duke and Preacher and Oisk as the Earth is from a star on Orion’s belt. Comments (1).

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Marty would be great as a Bush appointee

Letters: Our full mailbag includes letters about Borough President Markowitz’s purge of Community Board 6 members, the annual hot dog-eating contest in Coney Island, Bay Ridge’s historic Green Church, a claim that The Brooklyn Paper is sexist (what else is new?!), and concern about God. Comment.

Saturday, June 2, 2007

Tourists need our Markowitz

Brooklyn South: It’s too bad Borough President Markowitz can’t be on every voyage of the Queen Mary 2 — because cruise ship passengers want to know about Brooklyn. Comment.

Saturday, March 17, 2007

The area of my expertise

Brooklyn Angle: Our columnist reveals his true calling: working the checkout line at the Park Slope Food Co-op. Comment.

Wanna stay together? Have time apart

Smartmom: Look, Smartmom and Hepcat are NOT headed for Splitsville. They just like some time apart, OK? Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 24, 2007

Nina Malkin

Checkin’ in with: A self-professed cat lady tells all! Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 3, 2007

Snubbed! Miss New York loses again

Brooklyn Angle: Our columnist bemoans the sorry state of the Miss America pageant, which hasn’t had a winner from New York, let alone the northeast!, since 1984. Comments (1).

Saturday, Jan. 13, 2007

Yea and nay for Marty, Atlantic Yards reports

Letters: Readers react to our interview with Marty Markowitz. Comment.

94 years old & homeless: He’ll sleep in his Buick before he leaves Carroll Gardens

Brooklyn Angle: Dominick Diomede is 94, has lived in Carroll Gardens for most of his life, and is about to be thrown out on the street. Comments (1).

Saturday, Aug. 11, 2007

The Garbage Lady, Leila Darabi

Checkin’ in with: She lets you know what happens to your trash! Comments (4).

Fixing rubber band problem a stretch

Letters: Once again, we’ve received a number of interesting letters from readers like you! Comment.

Saturday, April 7, 2007

Hidden desire — for a garage

Brooklyn South: I guess we all wish we had a place to put our car — amound other things. Comment.

Saturday, Aug. 18, 2007

Third birthday party is ‘Ducky’

Smartmom: Ducky turns 3 — and all rejoice. Comment.

Saturday, Aug. 11, 2007

Bearing witness to the Witnesses

Letters: In a letter to The Paper, a former Jehovah’s Witness issues a warning. Comments (1).

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Slope creeps as city sleeps

PS … I Love You: Our columnist finds that some people think Park Slope goes all the way to 24th Street! Comments (1).

Battle for the $oul of Brooklyn: Obama and Clinton fighting ZIP by ZIP

Brooklyn Angle: Park Slope has officially caught Obama Fever. And Brooklyn Heights is filled with rabid Clintonistas. A report from the campaign trenches. Comment.

Saturday, May 26, 2007

These mailmen are armed for dog

Yellow Hooker: It may be National Dog Bite Prevention Week, but local mail carriers are on step ahead of their canine enemies: they’re armed with Mace! Comments (1).

Saturday, March 3, 2007

Caffeine lover James Greenberg

Checkin’ in with: He just discovered a link between heart health and coffee consumption. It’s never been a better time to check in with Brooklyn College Professor James Greenberg! Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 10, 2007

A Valentine from the Mayor

Yellow Hooker: Our columnist seeks out Valentine’s Day advice from the Mayor of Bay Ridge and gets more than he bargained for. Comment.

Stop ‘iPod oblivion’

Brooklyn Angle: Our columnist defends a state senator’s plan to ban iPod pedestrians. Comment.

Saturday, Jan. 13, 2007

All Drawn Out

94 years old & homeless: He’ll sleep in his Buick before he leaves Carroll Gardens

Brooklyn Angle: Dominick Diomede is 94, has lived in Carroll Gardens for most of his life, and is about to be thrown out on the street. Comments (1).

Saturday, Aug. 18, 2007

Verses & Reverses

Perspective: Our poet weighs in on the conversion of a former brothel into luxury condos. Comment.

Saturday, Aug. 4, 2007

Some old story ‘saving’ Ridge

Yellow Hooker: Another beloved building may be coming down for condos and - you guessed it — everyone is up in arms! Comment.

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Crying in my tofu chicken

Greene Acres: Mobay, purveyor of the finest veggie-chicken roti from Fort Greene to Montego Bay, is dead. Our columnist mourns. Comment.

Battle for the $oul of Brooklyn: Obama and Clinton fighting ZIP by ZIP

Brooklyn Angle: Park Slope has officially caught Obama Fever. And Brooklyn Heights is filled with rabid Clintonistas. A report from the campaign trenches. Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 10, 2007

Slavery? Apartheid? Barclays deal is wrong for other reasons

Letters: Our mailbag is again filled with more missives about our “Blood Money” front page. Comment.

Stop ‘iPod oblivion’

Brooklyn Angle: Our columnist defends a state senator’s plan to ban iPod pedestrians. Comment.

Saturday, Nov. 17, 2007

Smartmom, Hepcat sweep aside memories

Smartmom: Smartmom and her hubby finally threw out their old trash. Now, can they preserve their memories? Comment.

Saturday, Aug. 18, 2007

I paid $11 for this strange fruit — and I’d do it again!

Brooklyn Angle: Mangosteens have finally landed in America — and our columnist has ’em! Comments (10).

Saturday, Aug. 4, 2007

Deeper look at Domino history

Beside the Point: The second of a three-part series on the history of sugar in the United States. Comment.

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Nabe needs PO to be a nabe

Heights Lowdown: DUMBO is getting its own post office — sort of. Comment.

Battle for the $oul of Brooklyn: Obama and Clinton fighting ZIP by ZIP

Brooklyn Angle: Park Slope has officially caught Obama Fever. And Brooklyn Heights is filled with rabid Clintonistas. A report from the campaign trenches. Comment.

Saturday, June 9, 2007

City wrong on vendors

Editorial: The city should reward the long service of the Red Hook food vendors, not put their spaces for bid on the open market. Comment.

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Cash and carry: Reader warns of deep pockets

Letters: One reader blames the victim for her mugging, while another longs for one last photo of Herbie the Hereford - plus the rest of our weekly mailbag. Comment.

Saturday, Nov. 17, 2007

All drawn out

Cartoon: Our cartoonist’s take. Comment.

Saturday, Aug. 18, 2007

Nathan’s grandson chides Paper for pro-Thor editorial

Letters: This week’s mailbag is full of letters about our coverage of Thor Equities’ Coney Island plan, Borough President Markowitz’s dream of a Brooklyn Nordstrom, the Jehovah’s Witnesses, a bike lane on Ninth Street, an unstable stable near a construction site in Kensington, and, of course, our recent award as “Newspaper of the Year.” Comment.

Saturday, Aug. 4, 2007

Sixteen reasons why tower’s too big

Greene Acres: The city earned some brownie points in Fort Greene and Clinton Hill this week, quashing a developer’s plans to build a 16-story tower on a four-story block. Comment.

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Crying in their beer in Red Hook

Brooklyn South: When did hot Red Hook go cold? Our columnist examines. Comment.

Battle for the $oul of Brooklyn: Obama and Clinton fighting ZIP by ZIP

Brooklyn Angle: Park Slope has officially caught Obama Fever. And Brooklyn Heights is filled with rabid Clintonistas. A report from the campaign trenches. Comment.

Saturday, Sep. 8, 2007

The real story of an old pool

Beside the Point: Our columnist — a Greenpoint insider — tells the real story of the McCarren Park pool. Comment.

Good ol’ days? Not so much

Greene Acres: Our columnist goes to a lecture by some old ladies and discovers that the so-called “good old days” weren’t so great. Comments (2).

Saturday, Aug. 18, 2007

All drawn out

Cartoon: Our cartoonist takes on the Khalil Gibran Academy debacle. Comment.

Arabic school missteps

Editorial: Our editorial take on the city’s ongoing inept handling of an Arabic language and culture school. Comment.

Saturday, Aug. 4, 2007

Iced Coffee Talk in Carroll Gardens

Brooklyn South: Our columnist crunches the numbers and figures out her favorite summertime pick-me-up is too expensive for everyday use. Comment.

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Skunk on Ridge attack

Yellow Hooker: Our columnist encounters an urban skunk. Comments (1).

Battle for the $oul of Brooklyn: Obama and Clinton fighting ZIP by ZIP

Brooklyn Angle: Park Slope has officially caught Obama Fever. And Brooklyn Heights is filled with rabid Clintonistas. A report from the campaign trenches. Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 3, 2007

Psychic never saw it coming

Brooklyn South: A psychic on Atlantic Avenue just went out of business. Our columnist examines why she couldn’t predict her own future. Comments (1).

Saturday, Jan. 27, 2007

Saved! Carroll Gardens codger finds a home

Brooklyn Angle: The 94-year-old Carroll Gardens man whose landlord kicked him out of his apartment has found a new apartment nearby. Dominick Diomede, whose story was first reported by The Brooklyn Paper, is poised to sign a lease on a subsidized unit on Warren Street run by the Fifth Avenue Committee. Comment.

Saturday, Sep. 22, 2007

Sad irony on Duffield

Editorial: Editorial: The city ceremonially co-named Duffield Street “Abolitionist Place” on Thursday. Forgive us if we didn’t celebrate. Comment.

Saturday, Sep. 8, 2007

So, did he sniff her panties?

Brooklyn South: A tale of a landlord who may or may not have sniffed his tenant’s panties. Comments (1).

Good ol’ days? Not so much

Greene Acres: Our columnist goes to a lecture by some old ladies and discovers that the so-called “good old days” weren’t so great. Comments (2).

Saturday, Aug. 4, 2007

The Witnesses next door

Heights Lowdown: Our columnist visits with her Brooklyn Heights neighbors Comments (3).

Saturday, July 21, 2007

You can see for mile$

Beside the Point: Our columnist enjoys the $2-million view from atop Williamburg’s tallest tower. Comment.

Battle for the $oul of Brooklyn: Obama and Clinton fighting ZIP by ZIP

Brooklyn Angle: Park Slope has officially caught Obama Fever. And Brooklyn Heights is filled with rabid Clintonistas. A report from the campaign trenches. Comment.

Saturday, May 5, 2007

Law would destroy my livelihood!

Brooklyn Angle: Our columnist slams a Council bill that would ruin his livelihood. Comments (4).

Saturday, April 28, 2007

A cut below: Gersh’s trim not $400

Brooklyn Angle: The Brooklyn Angle: Our columnist goes head-to-head with John Edwards. Comment.

Saturday, April 7, 2007

Masha Hamilton

Checkin’ in with: Do you love your favorite book enough to, well, let it go? Masha Hamilton hopes so. Comment.

Saturday, March 3, 2007

Two John Jay HS principals fire back at The Paper

Letters: Our weekly letters column gets hotter than ever, with attacks from two John Jay HS principals, an Atlantic Yards supporter and a fan of the Brooklyn Public Library’s supposed “censorship” of an anti–Atlantic Yards exhibition. Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 24, 2007

Library responds to ‘censorship’ charge

Letters: The Brooklyn Public Library fires back at charges that it censored an Atlantic Yards art show. Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 17, 2007

Linking Ratnerville and Miss Oklahoma win

Letters: The mailbag is again filled with letters about Miss America and Bruce Ratner’s Barclays deal. Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 3, 2007

Seattle on Seventh Avenue

PS … I Love You: Our columnist poses the eternal question: How many coffee joints can Seventh Avenue support? Comment.

Saturday, Jan. 20, 2007

All Drawn Out

Tetherball: the city game is back!

Brooklyn Angle: New designs for Brooklyn Bridge Park show new tetherball — tetherball! — courts. Our columnist is excited. Comment.

Saturday, Jan. 13, 2007

Suburban pals a memory

Smartmom: Smartmom misses her friends that have fled from Park Slope. Comment.

94 years old & homeless: He’ll sleep in his Buick before he leaves Carroll Gardens

Brooklyn Angle: Dominick Diomede is 94, has lived in Carroll Gardens for most of his life, and is about to be thrown out on the street. Comments (1).

Saturday, Dec. 15, 2007

Happy anniversary

Brooklyn Angle: Four years ago this week, Bruce Ratner unveiled the Atlantic Yards project. That anniversary gives us a chance to revisit whether the developer is living up to his original promises (thank goodness we saved the press kit!). Comment.

Saturday, June 23, 2007

From the ashes? A Union Market

PS … I Love You: Start spreading the bleus: Union Market is coming to the South Slope. Comments (2).

Saturday, March 31, 2007

‘Nothing’ but beliefs

Perspective: When you identify your religious affiliation as “Nothing,” it can be challenging to figure out what you do believe in. Comment.

Saturday, March 3, 2007

Smartmom takes on Times weasel

Smartmom: Smartmom wants to know: Does New York Times Op-Ed columnist David Brooks know anything about Park Slope? Comment.

Saturday, Dec. 15, 2007

All Drawn Out

Atlantic Yards: Our cartoonist’s take. Comments (1).

Saturday, Dec. 8, 2007

Big win on Duffield St.

Editorial: The city’s decision to spare a house on Duffield Street is a good one — but now the Bloomberg Administration must go one step further and ensure that a museum to Brooklyn’s Abolitionist past gets built. Comment.

Saturday, Nov. 24, 2007

Hypocrisy in Coney

Editorial: Some elected officials have come out against the mayor’s plan for Coney Island. Where were they when the mayor was making the same mistake at Atlantic Yards? Comment.

Saturday, Nov. 10, 2007

Bad art from good drunks

Brooklyn Angle: Our columnist gets loaded — and cranks out the best drunken art of his career. Comments (1).

Damn those London Planes!

PS … I Love You: Our columnist has a problem with a mean ass tree. Comments (1).

Saturday, Sep. 29, 2007

Ebbets Field memories are being preserved … at local McDonalds.

Brooklyn Angle: Our columnist goes to Ebbets Field on the 50th anniversary of the last game played there and discovers that today’s Brooklyn is as distant from Pee Wee and Duke and Preacher and Oisk as the Earth is from a star on Orion’s belt. Comments (1).

Saturday, June 9, 2007

“59.5*”: Chestnut’s ‘record’ is tainted by modern air conditioning

Brooklyn Angle: Our columnist explains why Joey Chestnut’s “record” is full of cold air. Comment.

Saturday, Dec. 22, 2007

Downtown scores again

Editorial: Are there problems with all this development going on Downtown? Of course. But on the balance, Downtown’s rebirth is far better off in the hands of the market than in those of the bureaucrats. Comments (1).

Saturday, Dec. 15, 2007

Doctoroff’s disaster

Editorial: We always knew that the Atlantic Yards project would afford us many occasions over the next 30 years to say, “We told you so.” But we just didn’t expect to get one so soon. Comment.

Saturday, Aug. 11, 2007

The Heights’ stroller derby

Heights Lowdown: Why do baby strollers need to be the size of SUVs? Comment.

Saturday, July 28, 2007

She can’t go home again

Greene Acres: Our columnist’s old Fort Greene digs — the $750 three-bedroom apartment that she called home a mere four years ago — was one of Brownstoner.com’s “condos of the day” last week. Naturally, she tried to go home again. Comment.

Saturday, July 14, 2007

It’s an Ingmar Bergman time of life

Smartmom: Smartmom has been on a steady diet of Ingmar Bergman movies — and now she knows why. Comment.

Saturday, Jan. 20, 2007

Tetherball: the city game is back!

Brooklyn Angle: New designs for Brooklyn Bridge Park show new tetherball — tetherball! — courts. Our columnist is excited. Comment.

Saturday, Dec. 22, 2007

Beef battle begins: Peter Luger faces meaty competition

Brooklyn Angle: News that Morton’s of Chicago — an upscale chain steakhouse — had leased space at the Brooklyn Marriott finally gives borough beef lovers a distinct choice. Here’s how the newcomer fares against our legendary Porterhouse purveyor, Peter Luger in our first ever steakhouse smackdown. Comments (1).

Saturday, Nov. 10, 2007

All drawn out

Cartoon: Our cartoonist’s take. Comment.

Damn those London Planes!

PS … I Love You: Our columnist has a problem with a mean ass tree. Comments (1).

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Dad feels like Trader (Joe’s)

Brooklyn South: Our columnist searches for meaning — and guilt-free snacks — at Trader Joe’s. Comment.

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Is Kohen Ridge Ratner?

Yellow Hooker: If Andrew Kohen’s plan to build a Home Depot in Bay Ridge is defeated, you can thank — or blame — Bruce Ratner. Comment.

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Good Bloomy, bad Bloomy

Editorial: The two faces of Mayor Bloomberg are again on display. One day, the mayor is one of the nation’s leading advocates of environmentally sound, community-sensitive, sensible development. The next day, he’s a backroom crony greasing the wheels for a developer who ignored the community. Comment.

Saturday, March 17, 2007

The Ratner ripoff

Editorial: The Paper wants to know why the city is buying land for Bruce Ratner. Comment.

Wanna stay together? Have time apart

Smartmom: Look, Smartmom and Hepcat are NOT headed for Splitsville. They just like some time apart, OK? Comment.

All Drawn Out

Saturday, July 28, 2007

The man in the old pickup

PS … I Love You: Our columnist tells the story of a homeless man, a pickup truck and a woman with a big heart. Comment.

Saturday, May 5, 2007

Sarah Goodyear

Checkin’ in with: The “View from a Burning Bridge” author chats it up with GO Brooklyn. Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 10, 2007

Coffee guru espresses his disgust

Brooklyn South: Our columnist tours Carroll Gardens with a top-ranked barista [sic!] and learns that we’re drinking swill. Comments (1).

Stop ‘iPod oblivion’

Brooklyn Angle: Our columnist defends a state senator’s plan to ban iPod pedestrians. Comment.

Saturday, Jan. 13, 2007

Babies storm Fort Greene

Greene Acres: In their insatiable desire to devour all of Brownstone Brooklyn, the Babies are infiltrating Fort Greene. Comment.

94 years old & homeless: He’ll sleep in his Buick before he leaves Carroll Gardens

Brooklyn Angle: Dominick Diomede is 94, has lived in Carroll Gardens for most of his life, and is about to be thrown out on the street. Comments (1).

A bagel with a smear on Clark

Heights Lowdown: As Mel Gibson can tell you, making anti-Semitic remarks is just not a good move. Comment.

Al Gore meets my babysitter

Yellow Hooker: Some 12-year-old girls are worried about 12-year-old boys. And some 12-year-old girls are worried about Al Gore. Comment.

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Alternate side of street parking

Heights Lowdown: The mystery “illegal” parker of Pierrepont Street has broken his silence! To our columnist! Exclusively! Comment.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

On board with bikes

Editorial: Two powerful editorials: one in favor of more bike lanes and another urging District Attorney Charles Hynes to arrest someone already! Comment.

Saturday, Jan. 13, 2007

The bitter story of a sugar plant

Brooklyn South: To be inside a factory on the verge of demolition is like visiting a place of worship emptied by earthquake. The ceilings are high. Unfiltered sunlight washes over everything: chairs that once held people, stray leather shoes, a suit jacket, ink-stained ledgers, bashed-up books. A sapling grows in the arch of a broken, scroll-shaped window. Comment.

94 years old & homeless: He’ll sleep in his Buick before he leaves Carroll Gardens

Brooklyn Angle: Dominick Diomede is 94, has lived in Carroll Gardens for most of his life, and is about to be thrown out on the street. Comments (1).

Saturday, Dec. 1, 2007

Another backroom deal

Editorial: The Brooklyn Paper would love to be the loudest cheerleaders for Ratner’s City Tech tower, reportedly slated to be the tallest residential building in the city. But until public officials answer reasonable questions about this backroom deal, we will remain skeptical. Comments (1).

Saturday, Nov. 3, 2007

Say no to Noach

Editorial: Voters must reject Noach Dear for Civil Court and choose his worthy opponent, the Republican James McCall. A Republican for judge? In Brooklyn?! Here’s why. Comment.

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Army Plaza must be really ‘grand’

PS … I Love You: Our columnist decodes the Grand Army Plaza plan. Comment.

Saturday, March 3, 2007

City left with Yards mess

Editorial: Bruce Ratner has barely put a shovel in the ground at his Atlantic Yards mega-development and already the city’s Department of Transportation is putting Band-Aids on the machine gun wound that the project will cause in the heart of Brooklyn. But don’t blame DOT; blame the state planners who ignored traffic in the borough so Atlantic Yards would sail through the approval process. Comment.

Saturday, Oct. 27, 2007

Is G’point good for you?

Beside the Point: Our columnist actually read the recent EPA study — and it has some shocking (and healthy) news buried inside. Comments (7).

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Markowitz for mayor? Our readers respond

Letters: Our mailbag is full with letters about Borough President Markowitz’s run for mayor, Barack Obama’s run for president, a state bill to ban the distribution of some flyers and the conclusion of the Arena Bagels saga. Comment.

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Thou shalt not make a noise

Greene Acres: The city finally takes on God. Comments (1).

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Our local board is a hot ticket!

Yellow Hooker: Don’t think of community board meetings as boring. Think of them as free entertainment! Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 17, 2007

Why say no to Wal-Mart?

Editorial: The Paper supports a Wal-Mart — with some caveats, of course — on the Fulton Mall. Comment.

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Smartmom finds that there’s no escape from this vacation

Smartmom: Smartmom went to Block Island — alone — and did not want to come back. Comment.

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Taking a bite out of Smith St

Brooklyn South: Our columnist takes a bite out of the $11 toothbrush that’s now on sale on Smith Street. Comment.

Saturday, May 5, 2007

Save the Duffield Seven!

Editorial: The Paper opposes a city plan to tear down seven houses linked to the Underground Railroad. Comment.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Credit where due

Editorial: Former Borough President Howard Golden was honored for saving the borough on Monday night — but The Brooklyn Paper has a slightly different view of who deserves the credit. Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 3, 2007

All Drawn Out

Saturday, Oct. 20, 2007

Defiant tot: I’ll tag again

Brooklyn Angle: Last week’s 6-year-old graffiti “vandal” is still fighting a city warning letter demanding that she remove her sidewalk chalk drawing from her front stoop. Comments (21).

Saturday, Oct. 13, 2007

New face of vandalism?

Brooklyn Angle: A 6-year-old Park Slope girl is facing a $300 fine from the city for doing what city kids have been doing for decades: drawing a pretty picture with common sidewalk chalk. Comments (680).

Saturday, Aug. 25, 2007

Marty’s varying views

Editorial: A single extra story — 10 feet! — drew the ire of Borough President Markowitz last week when the Beep recommended that the city deny a developer, Two Trees Management, a variance to build a little higher. Comment.

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Time to ‘band’ together in Slope

Brooklyn Angle: Our columnist is sick of all the rubber bands that his letter carrier dumps on his block. Comments (2).

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Pizza-gate: Closed by the Health Dept., DiFara’s is back

Brooklyn Angle: Dom DeMarco is back behind the ovens at DiFara — and the world is back in order. Comment.

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Saturday, March 3, 2007

All drawn out

Cartoon: Our cartoonist’s take. Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 3, 2007

Is the tide turning on Paper’s ‘Blood Money’ page one?

Letters: The Paper’s mailbag is once again filled with anger from Atlantic Yards supporters — plus some support. Comment.

Saturday, Jan. 13, 2007

Rev. Liz speaks: Garden must go

PS … I Love You: Rev. Liz Alexander, pastor of the Church of Gethsemane, is fighting back: “We are talking about trees versus people here,” she told me. Comment.

94 years old & homeless: He’ll sleep in his Buick before he leaves Carroll Gardens

Brooklyn Angle: Dominick Diomede is 94, has lived in Carroll Gardens for most of his life, and is about to be thrown out on the street. Comments (1).

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Fourth Avenue rising right

Editorial: Grabbing a beer on the new Fourth Avenue provides an object lesson in the difference between good development and bad development. Comment.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Bruce’s Yards built on lies

Editorial: This week brought yet more evidence that Bruce Ratner’s Atlantic Yards mega-project is built on a foundation of deception. Comment.

Saturday, Nov. 17, 2007

Pigeon war on Eighth Avenue — and our reporter is there!

Brooklyn Angle: Someone is killing pigeons on Eighth Avenue and — wouldn’t you know it! — our columnist is in the middle of it. Comments (6).

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Longfellow deserves serenade, not dishonor

Letters: This week’s mailbag is full of letters commenting on other letter writers’ letters — plus missives about Grand Army Plaza, a school that wants to strip the Longfellow name off the front, the Khalil Gibran International Academy, the new floating pool, a group of wacky artists on Eldert Street, the hope for an F express train and, of course, Atlantic Yards. Comment.

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Amity Shlaes

Checkin’ in with: The Paper checks in with a renowned economics writer — and learns a valuable lesson about the Whig Party! Comments (2).

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Public school is best because she’s broke

Smartmom: Smartmom has always been a strong believer in public schools — so no wonder she gets angry when friends leave PS 321 for the supposedly greener pastures of private school. Comments (1).

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Now Boerum Hill parents angered by Arabic school

Letters: Parents react with anger at — and support for — a proposed Arabic language and culture school, now slated to be located in Boerum Hill. Comments (1).

Saturday, Feb. 3, 2007

Why they lie

Editorial: The truth is the first casualty of development in Brooklyn. Otherwise, how would today’s generation of Master Builders pick your pocket? Comment.

Saturday, Nov. 10, 2007

Bloomy to the rescue?

Editorial: The city’s plan to crush Joe Sitt’s plan for a Coney Island Xanadu raises a lot of questions. Comments (2).

Damn those London Planes!

PS … I Love You: Our columnist has a problem with a mean ass tree. Comments (1).

Saturday, Aug. 11, 2007

Why not Thor?

Editorial: What does the city have against Joe Sitt and his company, Thor Equities? Comments (1).

Saturday, June 23, 2007

What’s Chinese for screw-up?

Yellow Hooker: The Department of Education may have been the one to fail the exam, but it turns out an innocent student will be the one paying the price. Comment.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Exclusive: Almontaser speaks! Gibran school principal stares down her critics

Perspective: The Gibran Academy principal breaks her silence. Comment.

Saturday, Oct. 27, 2007

Apprehended! Second chalker nabbed by cops

Brooklyn Angle: Our columnist decides that the city’s crackdown on sidewalk chalk “vandals” has now officially gone too far. Comments (8).

Saturday, July 28, 2007

A tree falls in Brooklyn

Heights Lowdown: A co-op board decides to cut down a tree to save some cash. Comment.

Saturday, June 30, 2007

The Ratner Clause

Editorial: The latest Ratner sweetheart deal is the worst of them all. Comment.

With graduation, tears

Smartmom: Smartmom attends a PS 321 graduation — and she becomes a blubbering mess. Wait ’til next year, when the Oh So Feisty One graduates! Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 10, 2007

Feeling the Valentine’s love

Smartmom: The inside story on Marian Fontana’s engagement. Comment.

Stop ‘iPod oblivion’

Brooklyn Angle: Our columnist defends a state senator’s plan to ban iPod pedestrians. Comment.

Saturday, Jan. 27, 2007

Lights! Camera! Inaction!

Heights Lowdown: DUMBO: Star-gazers hanging around DUMBO and Brooklyn Heights in hopes of seeing Will Smith destroy evil vampires were sorely disappointed on Tuesday when all they got was bright lights in their eyes and noisy helicopters in their ears. Comment.

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Sugar’s sordid story in Williamsburg

Beside the Point: The Domino sugar refinery in Williamsburg may be an important relic of 19th-century industrial architecture, but a far better reason for preserving it is the part it has played in the history of Brooklyn and of America. A gripping historical tale. Comments (1).

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Questions Ratner still hasn’t answered

Editorial: This week, Bruce Ratner finally responded to a question from The Brooklyn Paper — the first time in a year. So why does he ususually dodge? Because he doesn’t want you to know the truth. Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 24, 2007

Ratner doesn’t get it

Editorial: Bruce Ratner’s landscape architect told the truth this week — and his comments reveal a great deal about the developer’s lack of commitment to sane urban planning. Comment.

Saturday, Jan. 27, 2007

Ratner’s ‘Blood Money’ fills the mailbag

Letters: Readers respond to last week’s story about Bruce Ratner’s deal with Barclays Bank, an institution with links to slavery, the Holocaust and apartheid. Comment.

Saturday, Jan. 6, 2007

Councilman: Indeed, I do have a great bladder

Letters: I write to thank you for awarding me “Bladder of the Year” (“Here’s to the winners,” Year in review, Dec. 30). Indeed, my bladder deserves this award, as it boldly withstands a daily barrage of coffee that would destroy most other bladders. But even the boldest warriors must find relief at times, and my bladder does quite often, as it must in order to survive the hell that I put it through. Comment.

Saturday, Nov. 17, 2007

End Barclays deal now

Editorial: The Brooklyn Paper once again calls on Bruce Ratner to sever his relationship with Barclays, which has now been found to be propping up the dictatorial regime of African strongman Robert Mugabe. Comments (1).

Saturday, July 14, 2007

All drawn out

Cartoon: Our cartoonist’s take. Comments (1).

Saturday, June 2, 2007

Goldwater’s out of Mike Long’s party

Yellow Hooker: Our columnist notices that the Conservative Party isn’t all that conservative anymore. Comment.

Saturday, Jan. 27, 2007

All Drawn Out

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Marty’s blind spot

Editorial: Borough President Markowitz championed the MTA’s land giveaway to pal Bruce Ratner, yet now says MTA mismanagement is behind a proposed transit fare hike. Markowitz shares the blame Comment.

Saturday, June 2, 2007

Yards mess continues

Editorial: Editorial: Now Con Ed wants a 17-percent rate hike. State officials are shocked — shocked! We’re not. Comment.

Saturday, May 26, 2007

The value of local voices

Atlantic Yards: Our editorial on the politically motivated purge of community board members by Borough President Markowitz. The board members dared question the Atlantic Yards mega-development of Markowitz buddy Bruce Ratner. Comment.

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Once again, America asks: What to tell the children?

Smartmom: Smartmom learns a lesson about how to break bad news to kids. Comment.

Saturday, March 31, 2007

God to Ratner: Don’t build so big

Brooklyn Angle: If there are any atheist opponents of Atlantic Yards, they might want to start believing in God — because God, apparently, is opposed to Bruce Ratner’s mega-development. Comment.

Saturday, Jan. 27, 2007

Call it Harriet Tubman Park

Editorial: Brooklyn missed a great opportunity when Bruce Ratner sold the naming rights to his Nets arena to a foreign bank with no connection to the borough. He should have named it Jackie Robinson Arena. With that damage done, The Paper is now calling on state officials to not make the same mistake at the so-called Brooklyn Bridge Park. It must be named “Harriet Tubman Park.” Comments (3).

Saturday, Jan. 6, 2007

Calvin Washington

Checkin’ in with: The basic arc of a typical New Year’s Eve for the over-18 set is simple: imbibe thousands of fizzy, alcoholic calories, dance a little silly dance, notice a jiggling upper arm or lower abdomen, and resolve to go to the gym. But few of us make good on those resolutions. So this week, reporter Ariella Cohen (who, by the way, hasn’t been to her gym since the early days of 2006) checked in with Calvin Washington, a personal trainer at Crunch Fitness in Fort Greene about that perennial and typically short-lived post-Jan. 1 gym rush. Comment.

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Battle for the $oul of Brooklyn: Obama and Clinton fighting ZIP by ZIP

Brooklyn Angle: Park Slope has officially caught Obama Fever. And Brooklyn Heights is filled with rabid Clintonistas. A report from the campaign trenches. Comment.

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Witness to history: I am the Frankster

Perspective: Our man inside the bun gives us his exclusive report from the Nathan’s hot dog–eating contest on July 4. Comment.

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Let Joe Sitt build

Editorial: The Paper urges the city to get out of the way and let the market dictate what developer Joe Sitt can build in Coney Island. Comment.

Saturday, April 28, 2007

The 1.25-million-dollar insult?

Heights Lowdown: Is a French baker in DUMBO a racist or just rude? Let’s go to the court papers! Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 10, 2007

Miss America: A nation speaks

Letters: Gersh Kuntzman’s recent Brooklyn Angle column about the Miss America pageant (“Snubbed! Miss New york loses big crown again”, Feb. 3) prompted an avalanche of letters condemning Kuntzman for his misplaced Brooklyn pride. Since Kuntzman has had his say, we felt obligated to allow our readers to have their say about whether Miss New York or Miss Oklahoma deserved the top tiara. Comment.

Stop ‘iPod oblivion’

Brooklyn Angle: Our columnist defends a state senator’s plan to ban iPod pedestrians. Comment.

Saturday, Aug. 11, 2007

All drawn out

Cartoon: Our cartoonist’s take. Comment.

Saturday, Aug. 4, 2007

Reason for Anger

Perspective: The Weekly World News, featuring our favorite voice of conservatism, Ed Anger, has stopped it’s presses forever. How would Mr. Anger react? Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 10, 2007

Stop ‘iPod oblivion’

Brooklyn Angle: Our columnist defends a state senator’s plan to ban iPod pedestrians. Comment.

Saturday, Jan. 13, 2007

It’s still not a damn park!

Editorial: Opponent of the plan for the Brooklyn Heights waterfront played right into the state’s hands. Comment.

94 years old & homeless: He’ll sleep in his Buick before he leaves Carroll Gardens

Brooklyn Angle: Dominick Diomede is 94, has lived in Carroll Gardens for most of his life, and is about to be thrown out on the street. Comments (1).

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Chestnut great, but Koby is the hero

Brooklyn Angle: Our columnist finds a new American hero at the hot dog-eating contest. Hint: It ain’t the American. Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 10, 2007

Editor’s note: Our Barclays coverage

Editorial: Barclays has requested a retraction from this newspaper (and others) for stories about the bank’s link to slavery and other dark moments in human history. We stand our ground. Comment.

Stop ‘iPod oblivion’

Brooklyn Angle: Our columnist defends a state senator’s plan to ban iPod pedestrians. Comment.

Saturday, Jan. 6, 2007

All Drawn Out

Teen Spirit’s New Year’s IM showed a real lack of IQ

Smartmom: Aside from the drunken woman who threw up (and just missed Smartmom) on the A train, Smartmom spent an exceedingly pleasant New Year’s Eve drinking champagne and sparkling cider with Hepcat, the Oh So Feisty One and a gaggle of college friends in the West Village. Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 10, 2007

Full Barclays letter to The Paper

Letters: Barclays has requested a retraction from this newspaper (and others) for stories about the bank’s link to slavery and other dark moments in human history. We stand our ground. Comment.

Stop ‘iPod oblivion’

Brooklyn Angle: Our columnist defends a state senator’s plan to ban iPod pedestrians. Comment.

Saturday, Jan. 20, 2007

‘Barclays’ has a bad ring

Editorial: Bruce Ratner has stabbed his black supporters in the back. Comment.

Tetherball: the city game is back!

Brooklyn Angle: New designs for Brooklyn Bridge Park show new tetherball — tetherball! — courts. Our columnist is excited. Comment.

Saturday, Jan. 6, 2007

Roger Green, at long last, have you no sense of decency?

Editorial: The disgraced former Assemblyman — who once had to resign after being convicted of stealing state funds — hit a new low just before leaving office last month with a vendetta-filled move to block funding for an independent review of the massive Atlantic Yards project. Comment.

Saturday, Jan. 13, 2007

94 years old & homeless: He’ll sleep in his Buick before he leaves Carroll Gardens

Brooklyn Angle: Dominick Diomede is 94, has lived in Carroll Gardens for most of his life, and is about to be thrown out on the street. Comments (1).

Saturday, Jan. 6, 2007

At your local pizzeria, it’s hold the tables!

City goes after eateries over old toilet law

Brooklyn Angle: I went into my local pizzeria the other day and half of it was missing. Comment.

Saturday, Sep. 29, 2007

Tell us what you think!

Editorial: The Brooklyn Paper has started inviting its readers to add their comments directly below the articles that appear on our Web site. Here are some ground rules. Comments (1).

Ebbets Field memories are being preserved … at local McDonalds.

Brooklyn Angle: Our columnist goes to Ebbets Field on the 50th anniversary of the last game played there and discovers that today’s Brooklyn is as distant from Pee Wee and Duke and Preacher and Oisk as the Earth is from a star on Orion’s belt. Comments (1).
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