Stardate: -309592.64
To clarify: 1) I’ve never had a “slice” 2) I’ve been a Habs fan all of 4 weeks 3) I’m also a fan of Bloomberg’s soda legislation.
In this episode, our heroic Captain, Sir Patrick Stewart — a resident of Park Slope who famously played Jean-Luc Picard on “Star Trek: The Next Generation” — explains to the life forms of the developing city of New York that their prescient leader’s erudite ban on 16-ounce servings of sugary soda will, in the utopian world of tomorrow, regulate diabetes out of existence.
On the next episode: whatever Sir Patrick Stewart tweets about.
