“I should have never switched to Verizon.”
In this episode, our heroic Captain, Sir Patrick Stewart — a resident of Park Slope who famously played Jean-Luc Picard on “Star Trek: The Next Generation” — reveals he’s been taken prisoner by an evil inter-stellar empire for decisions he has made regarding the service provider of his communicator.
On the next episode: whatever Sir Patrick Stewart tweets about.
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Mayor and Council Speaker reach $112B budget deal that restores many unpopular cuts
New York Democrats stand by Biden despite shaky debate performance
First On amNY: Eligibility for city’s half-price MetroCard program boosted to 145% of federal poverty line in city budget: sources
The G train shutdown starts Friday. Here’s what to know.
Kings Plaza Mall celebrates Caribbean Heritage MonthMayor and Council Speaker reach $112B budget deal that restores many unpopular cutsNew York Democrats stand by Biden despite shaky debate performanceFirst On amNY: Eligibility for city’s half-price MetroCard program boosted to 145% of federal poverty line in city budget: sourcesThe G train shutdown starts Friday. Here’s what to know.
