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In this third episode, our brave Captain, Sir Patrick Stewart — a new Park Slope resident best known for playing Jean-Luc Picard on “Star Trek: The Next Generation” — questions his worth before meeting an entertainer respected throughout the galaxy.
Stewart’s trusty Starship Enterprise can separate matter from antimatter — but can he separate plastic from paper?
At noon today, sorting the recycling was my biggest challenge. How come I ended up on @thedailyshow with Jon Stewart and @iamjohnoliver ?
On the next episode: whatever Sir Patrick Stewart tweets about.
