78th Precinct
Park Slope
Hello, officer
Police cuffed a woman for allegedly assaulting a cop on Eighth Avenue on Oct. 26.
The victim told police that she issued the suspect a summons for disorderly conduct between 14th and 15th streets at 3:20 pm, when the suspect slugged her over the eye.
Afterwards, the suspect attempted to resist arrest by flailing her arms as police attempted to cuff her, but they managed to detain her nonetheless, and she was charged with felony assault against a police officer, cops said.
Knuckle sandwich
Cops busted a man for allegedly cold cocking another guy on Fourth Avenue on Oct. 23.
The victim told police that he was between Third and Sixth streets at 11:05 pm when the suspect bloodied up his face with a flurry of vicious blows.
Paramedics transported the suspect to Methodist Hospital, and treated the victim for a cut lip and a bloody nose, cops said.
Police cuffed the suspect the following day for misdemeanor assault, cops said.
Food fiend
Investigators have given up the hunt for the fiend who nabbed nearly $200 worth of groceries from an Atlantic Avenue market on Oct. 25.
A worker told police the suspect nabbed his ill-gotten edibles from the store near Flatbush Avenue at 6:15 pm, before fleeing past the register.
No arrests have been made in the case, which has been closed, cops said.
Buy back
Some jerk nabbed a woman’s pricey iPhone 8 that she left unattended at a Fourth Avenue watering hole on Oct. 24.
The victim told police she went to take a whizz inside the bar between Butler and Douglass streets at 1:15 am, and returned later to find out the bar had empitied of everyone except the bartender, and that some reprobate had nabbed her pricey smartphone.
No arrests have been made in the case, which has been closed, cops said.
— Colin Mixson
