Parenting: Moms and Dads in Park Slope are guilty of Nannygate. Comments (13).

Williamsburg Waterfront: The City Planning Commission voted on Monday to approve the controversial Rose Plaza on the River, a mixed-use, 800-unit apartment complex along the Williamsburg waterfront — a decision that bucks Borough President Markowitz’s rejection in January. Comment.

Politicrasher: Our columnist yearns for the days when the governor did his job by day and slept with prostitutes by night. Comment.

Smartmom: Smartmom talks her twin sister through the toughest job she’ll have love: Being camp counselor to her 5-year-old this summer. Comments (1).

Park Slope: This guy was a criminal two times over. Plus the rest of the crime news from Park Slope’s 78th Precinct. Comments (1).

Brooklyn Heights: Brooklyn Heights residents remain miffed about an entire weekend of partying, fighting and rabble-rousing, allegedly by students in the St. George dormitories on Henry Street. Comment.

Fort Greene: The bike-riding iPhone thief has struck again! Plus all the other crime news from Fort Greene and Clinton Hill’s 88th Precinct. Comment.

Mean Streets: In all the talk about how to fix Fourth Avenue, a consensus is emerging around one single idea: slow those cars down! Comments (7).

We’re not talking about overdue book fees — we’re talking about a serious fundraising drive! Comment.

Dining: It’s St. Patrick’s Day, so make your own soda bread! Comments (1).

Foodie-in-Chief: A great Mexican joint expands to Brooklyn from Queens. Comments (2).

Foodie-in-Chief: The skinny on Brooklyn’s opening, closing and restaurant rumors. Comments (5).

Dining: Thistle Hill Tavern is coming soon to take you back in time. Comment.

Red Hook: The ink wasn’t even dry on the approval of a new Red Hook wine store’s liquor license when an opponent stormed in and got the ruling overturned! It’s exciting stuff! Comments (4).

Mean Streets: City officials have pledged — again — to improve conditions for pedestrians at the terrifying intersection of Eastern Parkway and Washington Avenue, but some locals are saying that they’ve heard it all before. Comment.

Atlantic Yards: The judge who approved the state’s seizure of properties in the Atlantic Yards footprint earlier this week received a letter containing a suspicious white powder on Thursday, causing an evacuation of the entire 24th floor of the Kings County Supreme Court on Jay Street in Downtown. Comments (7).

DUMBO: Brooklyn’s most-polarizing — and prolific — architect has been banned from filing construction plans for playing fast and loose with city regulations. Comments (2).

Transit: The Metropolitan Transportation Authority has curtailed some of its Draconian transit cuts, including the Z train and a handful of bus lines, but now have their sights on curtailing nighttime service on Park Slope’s beloved B67, officials announced at Wednesday’s community meeting at the Brooklyn Museum. Comments (1).

Nightlife: Some banks were too big to fail, but Radegast Hall was too small to succeed. So an expansion is on the way. Comments (2).

Link: There is so much news in this week’s print edition of The Brooklyn Paper that we recommend that you stop reading this teaser paragraph and click on the link above. Yes, that’s right, you’re just a few mouse moves away from downloading our entire print edition — which doesn’t even hit the stands until Friday. Keep hustlin’, Brooklyn!

Foodie-in-Chief: The chicken-fried drought is over! Pies ’n’ Thighs — Williamsburg’s beloved Southern food and barbecue joint — reopened on Monday. Comments (4).

Gowanus: Our cartoonist has a different take on the EPA’s Gowanus Canal Superfund designation. Comment.

Brooklyn Heights: The Jehovah’s Witnesses’ planned pullout from Brooklyn is huge news for the faithful, but it’s even bigger news for the real-estate market. Comments (8).

Brooklyn’s economic prognosis for 2010 is a good news/bad news thing. Comment.

Williamsburg Waterfront: The developers of the Domino Sugar factory make a bigger promise on affordable housing. Comment.

Link: If it’s Wednesday, it’s Police Blotter day on BrooklynPaper.com. Find your neighborhood below or click the link above to get a full list.

Letters: Another open fray in our letters column. Comment.

Theater: Old Stone House hosts yet another remake of the Great American Story. Comments (2).

Awesome: The guy with the gun isn’t actually going for the kill — but his raps are certainly making a killing in Brooklyn. Comments (8).

Bay Ridge: A poop-smeared pugilist went to town on a 77th Street family on Feb. 28 — smearing his excrement all over the place and battling with one of his neighbors. Comment.

Brooklyn Angle: Love him or hate him, but our columnist may save you $400 if you’re towed from the corner of 15th Street and Eighth Avenue! Comments (7).

Park Slope: A garbage truck jumped the curb on Seventh Avenue on Monday morning, killing one of the stately London plane trees and cracking a large section of the sidewalk. Comments (2).

Downtown plan: Could the demolition and new development of the Albee Square Mall in Downtown Brooklyn be a human rights violation on par with the blood diamonds of Zimbabwe, child soldiers around the world or Burma’s political oppression? Comments (8).

Smartmom: No, Smartmom hasn’t given up her title, but she is realizing that her twin sister is just as smart a mom (if not more so) than she is. Ouch! Comments (4).