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Throw up throw down

Bar employees and drinkers pummeled a reveler who had a bit too much to drink on July 18.

The nauseating night started when the 28-year-old victim — who had been enjoying an evening with his girlfriend at the Bushwick Country Club — began vomiting while seated at the bar at around 2:45 am.

A bar staffer attempted to shoo the hurling hooligan from the Grand Street venue, but the upchucking Brooklynite vomited on the employee’s shirt, police reports indicate.

That’s when this story goes from disgusting to dangerous.

After forcing the spewer out of the venue, a female bartender doused the victim in water and struck him in the head with a plastic bucket — leaving a laceration that required seven stitches, cops said.

Then a gang of drinkers from the bar roughed up the victim on the sidewalk in front of the venue, which is between Lorimer and Leonard streets.

Sirens’ slug

Four women lured an 18-year-old victim into a park on Rodney Street on July 18 — only to lead him to a vicious beating.

The sirens told the victim, who was returning from the Mt. Carmel Feast around 10:30 pm, to follow them to the green space at the corner of S. Fourth Street. But when the victim entered the park, he encountered eight men armed with bottles and baseball bats.

The victim tried to run away, but the assailants tripped him and attacked him, leaving the man with a puncture wound and deep cuts to the back of his head that required stitches.

Carjack attack!

A gang of armed carjackers heisted a Mazda and a van on Porter Avenue just after midnight on July 17.

A pair of crooks — who arrived at the scene of the crime on a motorcycle — pulled a gun on a 60-year-old driver as he parked his four-door sedan between Harrison Place and Ingraham Street.

The thieves forced the wheelman and his passengers out of the car and made off with the Mazda.

Meanwhile, a third crook pointed a firearm at two workers who were loading goods into a white Ford van on the same block.

“Don’t move, give me the keys to [the] van!” the crook shouted.

The witnesses handed over the keys and the robber drove off in the van.

Big break in

Crooks stole everything they could from a Maspeth Avenue apartment on July 16 — including the victim’s car!

The thieves burst through the front door of the residence between 6:45 pm and 11:15 pm and grabbed a 37-inch television, checkbook, $100, two laptops and three iPods. They also stole the victim’s car keys and made off with his Honda Pilot, which was parked in front of the residence between Humboldt and Olive streets.

Heavy metal

Cops nabbed a burglar suspected of heisting scrap metal from a Grand Street construction site on July 20.

Witnesses spotted the crook cut a chain to get into the construction site at around 8:10 pm and haul scrap metal — valued at $1,000 — to his car.

But police locked up a 25-year-old suspect at the scene of the crime, which is between Roebling Street and Driggs Avenue.

Beat thieves

Hip hop hooligans stole a drum machine from a Thames Street recording studio overnight on July 19.

The culprits broke into the loft, which is between Porter and Knickerbocker avenues, and grabbed the beat maker — valued by cops at $1,700.

The crook got into the loft between 4 pm on Sunday and 4 pm the following day, perhaps through an unlocked rear window, cops said.

Sour dreams

A burglar raided a Graham Avenue apartment overnight on July 19 — while the resident was asleep!

The crook got into the apartment, which is between Scholes and Meserole streets, through an unlocked rear window between 11:30 pm and 8 am the following day.

Once inside, the thief heisted a Motorola cellphone, Dell laptop, Panasonic digital camera, and a black leather wallet.

Vicious cyclist

A two-wheeled bandit snatched a 22-year-old woman’s cellphone in a July 18 bike-by mugging.

The thief — riding a “yellow and black Mongoos-type bicycle” according to police reports — grabbed the Blackberry phone from the victim’s hands near the corner of Devoe and Lorimer streets at around 5 pm.

Purse-loined

Cops caught two purse-snatchers suspected of robbing a 31-year-old on Hooper Street at around midnight on July 17.

The thieves allegedly heisted a bag containing keys, an iPod, and wallet from the victim on the block between S. First and S. Second streets, then fled in opposite directions.

But police canvassed the neighborhood and nabbed one crook on the corner of Hewes and South Third streets and the other on Flushing Avenue and Throop Street — both in possession of the victim’s belongings.

Keep street

A crook held up a 26-year-old woman at the corner of Keap and South Second streets on July 20.

The thief approached the victim from behind at around 1:15 am and grabbed her passport, credit cards, cellphone, keys, and Metrocards.

Traveler’s wrecks

A crook picked the lock to get into a Grand Street apartment while the resident was away between July 17 and 19.

Once inside the residence, which is between Humboldt Street and Graham Avenue, the crook stole a laptop, an MP3 player, and a camera.

Reader Feedback

Shelly from Williamsburg says:
There in no way that the story about the Bushwick Country Club can be true. The way I heard it was that the drunk guy wiped his vomit on the bartender. Way worse. That just starting it. Oh, and why of all things would someone grab a bucket? Cause there just readily available around the bar? The staff at the County Club is super nice and there is now way this happened like this article said it did.
July 23, 2009, 5:13 pm
unknown from williamsburg says:
Okay, please let me clarify. I was there for the entire event.

The dude in question puked in his hands in a corner of the bar. It is unclear why he did this, since the outdoor area was a mere 10 feet away, equipped with several buckets (half full of sand for cigarette butts) that would have been perfect for his puke; as would have been the concrete out-doors in general, rather than inside the bar, with the effect of disgusting other patrons and filling the back of the bar with a truly repugnant odor.

Dude's puking was taken as an act reflecting excessive consumption of alcohol and disrespect for the venue. Thus, the bar-back approached him and asked that he stop puking in the corner and clean up said repulsiveness.

In response to this, he wiped his vomit-coated hands twice on the bar-back's tee-shirt, who requested that he refrain from doing so. The dude then wiped his hands a third time on the bar-back's tee-shirt, prompting the bar-back to inform him that he must leave the establishment. As it happened, the bouncer was in the bathroom at this stage, or he would have escorted the patron out. As it was, the (naturally incensed bar-back) yelled at him to leave until he finally stumbled out the front door.

At this point, the bar-back wanted to go obtain a new shirt from a friend living nearby, but was troubled by the reported looming presence of this ~250lb !~6ft puker outside the bar (it was not made clear to anyone that he was waiting for a friend to close his tab, this was only understood in retrospect).

Next, a "bucket?" nay, in fact it was a pitcher of the sort that beer is sold in at this establishment, was filled with water, and dumped on the puker, by an individual bent on defending the bar-back and motivating the puker to vacate the premises, so that the bar-back might have an opportunity to obtain non-puke-soaked clothing without fear of further escalating the situation.

However, this water pouring, a far less noxious/aggressive/disrespectful behavior than the puker's own, of donating his stomach contents to the bar at large, and personally to the bar-back, provoked the puker to roughly grab the water-pourer's right arm, inflicting bruising, and begin swinging his fist at said individual, in an attempt to cause even more physical harm. Despite the fact that this man was clearly inebriated, this is not okay.

The water-pourer, acting in self defense, struck the puker in the face, causing his nose to begin bleeding, but not with the "bucket" (pitcher) which was clutched in her immobilized right hand.

At this point, the bouncer grabbed the guy, and pushed him out into the street while he attempted to cause any individual's within reach further harm. At this stage, the water-pourer's partner ran up, and took up a position between the water-pourer and the puker, prompting the puker to spit and fling blood off his face at both individuals, and attempt to rush at them, flailing his fists and clearly intent on inflicting bodily harm.

This final, unacceptable act of violence caused one on-looker to strike the puker, in defence of the water-pourer and the water-pourer's partner, whence the puker's friend was finally able to convince him to leave.

I'd like to note, that any characterization of this event as bar-patrons ganging-up on "one of their own" is patently false. In no sense was this man part of some sect or group that turned on him. The only group present that night was the patrons of the bar, and this man revoked any rights to membership in that group when he acted like a child by vomiting where he pleased and wiping his hands on whom he pleased. Only the water-pourer, and one other individual ever struck this man, and only in response to his attempts to do harm to individuals who had not committed any act of violence against him. Thus these acts can only be characterized as defensive. Nobody turned on this guy, he brought this on himself.

Finally, if there is a police report of this incident, that is strange news, because the police never visited the establishment. I encourage any news source that claims that there is a police report to make the relevant information generally available so that verification of a claim being filed might be obtained.
July 23, 2009, 5:16 pm
S WIESER from Williamsburg says:
I say and I also think and I always said before and I will repeat it now and I dont care if I get flak for what i will say now: The fact is that driving a bike is good for your butt, good for your mental health, good for your legs and tones your belly. this is one issue where I disagree with rabbi David Neiderman. I will vote for the bike land as I am a member on the CB 1
July 24, 2009, 11:34 am

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